Nov 19 2010

Prime Time

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.  Mostly premiers.

We don’t have none of this stuff in the boy’s room! Wait a minute! We don’t got none of this… we don’t got doors on the stalls in the boy’s room, we don’t have, what is this? What’s this? We don’t have a candy machine in the boy’s room!

Later-

Dave hosts Jim Carrey and Nicki Minaj.  Jon has Phillip K. Howard, Stephen Salvatore Giunta and Dick Wolf.  Conan hosts Jesse Eisenberg, Venus Williams, and The Decemberists.

Oh ho ho, I see. Now I’m the “master of this mechanical stuff.” As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless…  JIM WEST! …decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!

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    • on 11/19/2010 at 01:31
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    • on 11/19/2010 at 01:36
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    It was an early sunset.

    • on 11/19/2010 at 01:53
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    A line in her acceptance speech;

    I want to thank the Kennedy Center, soon to become the Tea Party bowling alley and shooting range.

    Another;

    I hope a hundred years from now people will view my work and say “that’s kinda raciest.”

    Not verbatim but close.

    I would like to thank Alec Baldwin for not showing. I already have a reputation as a liberal and you know him, Mr. Huffington Post.

    Here’s the PBS link, Celebrating Tina Fey.

    And the controversial line that PBS removed.

    “And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women – except, of course –those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape ‘kit ‘n’ stuff,” Fey said. “But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years – whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know – actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.”

    • on 11/19/2010 at 01:59
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    Much Pennsylvania coverage but no mention of the Pittsburgh ban.

    • on 11/19/2010 at 02:05
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    It was a a fish tale from NBC Nightly News.

    Did you know that 80% of our seafood is shipped here from overseas. Brian Williams told me tonight as he was showing video of toxic sludge fish farms in Vietnam.

    The FDA test less that 2% of imported seafood and the FDA declined to speak with NBC on camera.So they had to go to a guy named John Connely who runs a trade group that imports seafood. You know you can always trust people who run trade groups, right? So this guy claims that the problem is being overblown as a trade issue.

    Anemia, cancer and birth defects for starters from imported fish but it got interesting when the reporter got around to the fact that most customers have no way of finding out what country fish come from in restaurants. The comedy came when the reporter asked the trade group hack “As a consumer, don’t I have the right to find out where my seafood comes from?” The answer “Consumers should fell safe that the FDA does a good job.” That same FDA that refused to be interviewed.

    Real scary stuff and I won’t be eating seafood outside the home anytime soon.

    • on 11/19/2010 at 04:42
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    There that should do it.  

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