(10 am – promoted by ek hornbeck)
Apparently they’re somewhere up Miley Cyrus’s ass, which is where I wouldn’t mind being right now. Yes, I’m a pig. Sue me for having a penis and a hetero orientation.
But seriously, where the FUCK are our priorities? Barry Obama — the fascist who by most honest accounts is even crazier, more totalitarian, more pro-corporate, and demonstrably worse than Dick Cheney — is preparing to wage an unauthorized war against Syria, repeating what he did to Libya (itself carried out in violation of the Constitution). Our own government is spying on, literally, every single communication it can vacuum up into its databases without so much as a shred of due process. The dictator of the United States executes American citizens who haven’t even been charged with, let alone convicted of, any crime at all, nothing warranting the death penalty. Those who expose crimes by our government are imprisoned, tortured, prosecuted in kangaroo trials, forced into hiding in foreign countries, or some combination thereof. The planet is heating up. Corporations have uncontested control over our daily lives. People are starving, dying of thirst, forced to endure extreme poverty while the wealthy get fatter and fatter.
But our overwhelming obsession right now is some twenty-year-old hottie grinding up against a no-talent male diva dressed up like he raided Michael Keaton’s wardrobe from the film Beetlejuice. That same no-talent male diva, by the way, sang a song about “blurred lines” of sexual consent, which was also released to a video featuring naked women prancing around acting like mere sex objects. No wonder Matt Walsh was going apeshit. While most critics were bashing some dumb kid barely out of high school, they were ignoring the supposedly grown man (who’s married with kids of his own, by the way) whose own antics really were a lot worse than anything Miley Cyrus could do on her most Lady Gaga-esque day.
What the FUCK, people?
Are people’s priorities really this skewed? Is there nothing left of American culture but vapid, shallow obsessions with matters that, in a sane world, wouldn’t even merit mention on the nightly news? Chris Matthews bitches about how unqualified he thinks Anthony Weiner is to be mayor of New York City for trading dirty pictures with his mistress over the cellular phone, even as he ignores the likes of Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, David Vitter, and Larry Craig, all of whom have been caught cheating on their wives, and yet never do I hear Matthews declaring that for this they ought to drop out of politics altogether. Then again, Matthews embodies everything that is wrong with American journalism today: shallow, vapid, craven, and sucking up to power regardless of how criminal those in power are.
While the world goes to hell in a hand basket, more people are talking about Miley Cyrus, the no-talent daughter of a no-talent country singer whose sole claim to fame was standing around in an open flannel shirt twanging a guitar repeating “achy breaky heart” as though that qualifies as music.
Am I the only goddamned grownup left in this country? No. But days like today, I feel like I am.
I had my name legally changed to Michael Wilk earlier this year. Is there any chance I could please get my user handle changed? Thanks.