Formula One 2016: Baku

What? Again?

I’ll try not to belabor this too much because I have many other irons in the fire (well, I notice my absences and what can I say except they’re related to business, personal, and family issues I choose not to share with the entire Internet).

It’s a new track, a street track, and it’s horrible. Think Monaco with two long straights.

Oh, straights you say. Surely you can overtake there.

Pfft. You pass in the corners and they are twisty tunnels of blindness. When I get on the freaking highway it’s always blocked up with traffic because the dumbass drivers won’t even do the damn speed limit into an uphill drop away curve. There’s no reason for it, you could take it at 120 (and I have), they just get scared.

Not that F1 drivers ever do even though they’re pushing around machines that cost about a million per, just that it’s not really able to give you opportunities. Of course all the teams are running with zero downforce because of the straights.

And then there’s the green track, and I mean really green, like they laid it down just last month (and they did). I’m sure it’s a dream to drive in a passenger car but it’s not suited to racing because it’s not very grippy.

But in Formula One you soldier on despite difficulties and though many people have parked this weekend and the grid is suitably scrambled to prove it we will race. There will be a huge mix up in the first lap and whoever survives will have to choose a pit strategy based on tires which include Mediums, Softs, and SuperSofts (the tire of choice but many were flat spotted during qualifying).

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    • on 06/19/2016 at 08:32
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    Vent Hole

    • on 06/19/2016 at 08:41
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    Your half hour of hype

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:00
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    Everyone in the Top 10 is starting on used SuperSofts

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:03
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    Assembly lap

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:04
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    We race

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:06
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    Hey! We made it through the first lap

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:09
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    DRS enabled

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:09
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    Start repeat

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:12
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    Sainz pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:15
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    Lap 5 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Ricciardo
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Massa
    Massa
    Bottas
    Hamilton
    Grosjean
    Hulkenberg

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:15
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    Ricciardo pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:16
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    Magnussen Button pit

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:16
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    Kvyat pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:17
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    Kvyat parks

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:18
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    Nasr pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:19
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    Raikkonen pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:20
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    Gutierrez pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:24
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    Lap 10 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Ricciard
    Raikkonen
    Wehrlein
    Massa

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:25
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    Palmer pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:32
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    Hamilton pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:36
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    Lap 17 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Perez
    Bottas
    Ricciardo
    Raakkonen
    Hulkkenberg
    Massa
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Verstappen

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:40
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    Only Rosberg, Vettel, and Bottas have not pitted and still run on Super Softs

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:41
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    Vettel pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:42
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    Hulkenberg pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:43
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    Verstappen pits for Mediums

    Things are screwed up for Red Bull

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:45
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    Lap 21 0f 51

    Rosberg
    Raikkonen
    Vettel
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Ricciardo
    Massa
    Bottas
    Sainz
    Alonso

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:46
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    Ricciardo pits for Mediums

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:47
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    Verstappen (18th) also on Mediums

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:48
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    Red Bull has a wacky tire strategy going on

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:49
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    Alonso and Nasr pit

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:51
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    Button pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:53
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    Lap 25 of 51

    Rosberg
    Raikkonen
    Vettel
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Massa
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Sainz
    Ricciardo

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:54
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    Grosjean pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 09:55
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    Sainz pits again

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:01
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    Lap 30 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Ricciardo
    Massa
    Verstappen

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:05
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    Lap 32

    Sainz parks, suspension. Same as Kvyat.

    Toro Rosso is out.

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:08
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    Lap 35 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Ricciardo
    Massa
    Verstappen

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:19
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    Lap 40 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Ricciardo
    Massa
    Verstappen

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:21
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    Werhlien parks

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:23
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    Alonso pits

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:26
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    Lap 45 of 51

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Raikkonen
    Perez
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Hulkenberg
    Ricciardo
    Verstappen
    Massa

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:27
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    Alonso has parked

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:39
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    Final

    Rosberg
    Vettel
    Pere
    Raikkonen
    Hamilton
    Bottas
    Ricciardo
    Verstappen
    Hulkenberg
    Masa

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:44
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    Meh, lamenting over Hamilton from the commentators. He finished 5th from 10th and is still breathing down Rosberg’s neck which he wasn’t 4 races ago.

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:48
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    Among the littles,Force India is putting on a show despite financing concerns and the fact that most of their owners are under indictment for corruption.

    • on 06/19/2016 at 10:50
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    What? You say Williams is a little too? I agree.

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