Jul 19 2016

The Daily Late Nightly Show (Land of Cleves Day 2)

Well, it’s official, Trevor Noah sucks and his staff is out of ideas. How else do you explain last night’s clip show? If they weren’t funny the first time they’re not funny now.

Except that one about Trump banging his daughter. That’s a laugh riot.

Oh, and just for hah hahs… as of about 7:07 pm ET it’s doubly official. The Donald is your Republican nominee.

Except of course no self respecting Republican would read this site unless they were a relative of mine. I make no excuses, you can’t choose them.

On the other hand Stephen Colbert is back, armed with his Captain America Shield and Lord of the Rings sword and the Yoda of political comedy, Jon Stewart, at his side is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And he’s all out of bubblegum.

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

Sam Bee will be back tomorrow at 10:30 pm ET on TBS. Larry is… missing, we’ll see. Trevor and crew gets a second chance, Stephen’s is the place to be.

He should never have broken character. It’s like listening to Harpo talk.

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    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:05
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    Vent Hole

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    We race

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:07
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    The BEST Fucking News Team

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:08
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    Plagiarize, don’t just shade your eyes.

    But Please…

    Call it research.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:12
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    Anyway Trevor finally has some new material. Only Roy Wood Jr is actually in the land of Cleves.

    Tightwads.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:15
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    Fear…

    and Loathing

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:21
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    Ok, we have Nightly. Sorry Larry, Stephen does not repeat. Catch you at 2 am.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:31
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    Michael Steele

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:32
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    Daily Show actually in the land of Cleves Thursday.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:33
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    Larry- Plagiarize!

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:36
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    Stephen- Plagiarize!

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:37
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    But Please…

    Call it research.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:38
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    Melania gives a Public Domain speech.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:40
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    WWE Entrance

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:44
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    True that. We do make PEZ right here in Stars Hollow.

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:50
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    What? No Jon or not yet?

    • on 07/19/2016 at 23:55
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    Steve’s Black Friend.

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