So you want a Debate do you?

Little Debbie’s Cloud Cakes v. Twinkies. Discuss!

Hah, fooled you. They’re exactly the same thing.

Of course you realize you’re a scab don’t you? The reason Hostess sold out was to break its Union.

Life is complicated, me not so much. I will nap and the electric video machine will tell me exactly what to think. Or I can watch Falcons at Saints (go Drew!). I may or may not be back with Stephen to gloat (he’s live tonight).

You expected something more fraught? I have TMC to handle the commentary. Hillary will win on points, The Donald on spin. The corrupt plastic media will not tolerate less than a horse race even if they have to put a broke down plug on roller skates and jam rockets up its ass.

Faith in voters? What gave you that impression? Still, it would take a miracle for Trump to squeeze out an electoral victory (how do you like that college now?).

I hope Republicans suffer a crushing defeat. They’re all bigoted traitors. The problem is Democrats think they need be just a trifle better to ensure victory from a captive electorate. The reason Obama and the Party refused to crush them in 2008 is they needed a foil to excuse their own corruption and criminality.

Cynical? Moi?! I will vote as I always do and no stinking Debate will change my mind.

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  1. Vent Hole

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:29

    I’m here to tabulate the lies.

    No drinking games as this could lead to alcohol poisoning and death.

    The bar has been set for both candidates; Low for Trump; High for Hillary.

    Another Trump scandal was exposed today by David Farenhold at the Washington Post: Trump directed $2.3 million owed to him to his tax-exempt foundation instead

    Can you imagine the media uproar if Hillery or Bill pulled this crap?

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:37

    Heh Van Jones with the line of the night on CNN: “He can’t just get credit for being the Most Improved Bigot.”

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:42

    Reading of the rules. Only Lester Holt knows what questions will be asked

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:47

    List of debates sponsors: not ine liquor company

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:49

    No clapping, booing, etc but the question is: Are vuvuzelas are OK to pull out at tonight’s debate?

    Love Twitter

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:54

    This says it all

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:56

    No cell phones. So no tweeting from Cuban. Damn

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:57

    lester Holt takes the stage and introduces the candidates

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 20:59

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:06

    First segment: achieving prosperity re: jobs

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:08

    Hillary answers first.

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:15

    Trump not answering the question on how to bring back the jobs that have left this country.

    Now he’s lying about Hillary not addressing the trade issues.

    Still not answering the question

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:16

    She’s getting under his skin

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:19

    Now Trump is lying about the debt. Obama reduced it

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:22

    Oh man she is really getting his goat now Talking about her accomplishments in the Senate.

    Trump yelling at her about Nafta and TPP

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:24

    The Donald is losing this. Now lying about Hillary’s tax cut and regulations

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:25

    OMG

    BIGLY

    LOL

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:26

    Hillary is wiping up the floor with Donald

    Now screaming about ISIS

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:27

    Now tring to say his trickle down will create jobs ROTFLMAO

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:28

    He’s now screaming

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:29

    Donald is now on his fourth glass of water

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:32

    Lester goes there: Trump’s Tax returns

    Trump lies about audit

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:35

    Trump will release tax returns when Hillary release 33,000 e-mails. Her e-mails have already been released

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:36

    This is a ting of beauty

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:39

    “You don’t learn that much from tax returns” says the guy who doesn’t want to show anyone his tax returns

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:43

    Now on an infomercial about his new hotel

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:44

    Moving on. Next segment: Race Relations in America

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:49

    Trump bragging about his police endorsements and bringing back law & order but not saying how.

    Touting unconstitutional stop & frisk which unconstitutional

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:53

    Hillary believes in community policing, criminal justice and prison reform

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 21:57

    Donald now lying about stop & frisk reducing crime in NYC. Says crime is up in NYC under DiBlasio – It’s not

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:02

    Trump and the birther issue that he kept pushing for 5 yrs even after Obama produced his birth certificate

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:06

    Next segmant: Cyber Security

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:10

    Trump again bragging about his endorsements

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:13

    Trump fat shaming hackers – pretty sure the person doing the cybering weighs 400 pounds and is on a bed.

    I object

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:15

    Trump now lying about Iraq withdrawal – Bush negotiated the withdrawal – Iraq government threws US out

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:16

    Hillary now correcting him with the FACTS

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:17

    “Take the oil.” This shit again? Really?

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:24

    Trump drinling water again after ranting about his temperament

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:25

    Hillary chastising Trump about his cavalier attitude about nuclear weapons

    • TMC on 09/26/2016 at 22:42

    It’s over. Poor Donald was not ready for Hillary

  2. Jordan Klepper goes with his gut on eggs.

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