Jan 13 2018

Throwball Divisional Playoffs 2018: Falcons at Eagles

Yeah, yeah. All about who you hate the most but this year’s field is so filled with fail that I’m hard put to summon any enthusiasm at all, thus the disinterest in the Wild Card round.

Besides, I had guests and places to go and things to do that were far more important than any stupid Throwball Game, it is barely above Turn Left Bumper Cars in attracting my attention, a scant nanosecond above a test pattern and far below an interesting Screen Saver (anyone else remember Flying Toasters?).

This (yawn) waste of 4 hours of my life I will never recover pits the Falcons against the Eagles and at least I have the hate thing going for me. The Eagles are in the same Division as my second favorite Giants (The worst thing they did all year was win 3 games thereby putting the 0 – 16 Browns at the head of the Draft) and I want them to lose bigly. It could easily happen as their late season performance sucked and the Falcons didn’t look so bad last week.

TMC on the other hand favors the Eagles on the basis of- Georgia. While I consider anything south of Virginia fundamentally shithole country (can I say that? The Donald does.) I never let my prejudice stand in the way of trashing regional rivals.

Anyway, next up is a team I really hate, the lying, cheating Patsies.


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  1. ek hornbeck

    Falcons in White Eagles in Green

  2. ek hornbeck

    Falcons score first. 3 – 0.

  3. TMC

    At the end of the 1st Quarter, the score is still Falcons 3 – Eagles 0.

    Eagles ball

  4. TMC

    Touchdown Eagles. Play automatically under review

  5. TMC

    Call reversed. 4th down on 1 yd line

  6. ek hornbeck

    Not a touchdown. Knee and shoulder on the ground a yard short.

  7. TMC

    Eagles Touchdown

  8. ek hornbeck

    Now a touchdown. Evils 7 – 3.

  9. TMC

    Extra point No Good.

    EAgles 6 – Falcons 3

  10. ek hornbeck

    Gain of 30 yards on Falcons punt recovery.

  11. TMC

    Falcons Touchdown

  12. TMC

    Falcons 10 – Eagles 6

  13. ek hornbeck

    Falcons TD. 10 – 6.

  14. TMC

    With one second left in the half, Eagles FG attempt is good

    Falcons 10 – Eagles 9

  15. TMC

    Half Time

  16. TMC

    Falcons receive the ball at the start of the 2nd half

  17. TMC

    Eagles FG attempt is Good

    Eagl;es 12 – Falcons 10 with 11 sewconds left in the 3rd Qtr

  18. TMC

    Kick off the Falcons goes out of bounds. Falcons will have the ball on their own 40 yd line

  19. TMC

    End of the 3rd qtr

  20. TMC

    At the start of the 4th Qtr: Falcons ball 2nd & 20 at their own 30 yd line

  21. TMC

    Eagles FG is Good.

    Eagles 15 – Falcons 10

  22. ek hornbeck

    Ugh 15 – 10 Evils 3:30 to play. Falcons 1st and 10 on Evils 34.

  23. TMC

    2 minute warning

  24. ek hornbeck

    Over. 4th and goal from 2. 1 to play. Incomplete.

  25. TMC

    Eagles 15 – Falcons 10

    Eagles will play the winner of tomorrow’s game between the Nwe Orleans Saints and the Minnesota Viking next week

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