Daily Archive: 01/26/2018

Jan 26 2018

Wartime Consigliari

Mike, why am I out? You’re not a wartime Consigliari, Tom. Things could get rough with the move we’re making. Tom, I advised Michael. I never thought you were a bad Consigliari. I thought Santino was a bad Don, rest in peace. Michael has all my confidence as do you. But there are reasons why …

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Jan 26 2018

Special Offer

  Trolling. Trolling. Trolling. Though your prostate’s swollen Keep them dookies comin’, Charmin. Through beans and farts and bladder, Best toilet ever, Takin’ my butt cheeks for a ride. All the Beer I’m pissin’, Bad Tacos, Clams, and fixin’s, Are tearing out of my insides. Push it out, wipe it up, Wipe it up, push …

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Jan 26 2018

Noprah

Somebody else. Or somebody else. Or somebody else. I’m not gonna run! I personally am not a member of Oprah’s target audience. Daytime talk is an annoying part of the waiting room experience (of which I have far too much) that I deal with by closing my eyes and concentrating on my breathing. Were I …

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Jan 26 2018

The Breakfast Club (Norway)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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