Ek hornbeck

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Date registered: 06/12/2010
URL: https://thestarshollowgazette.com

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  1. Not a Rant — 03/29/2020
  2. No Sports? — 03/29/2020
  3. House — 03/29/2020
  4. Borders — 03/29/2020
  5. Natural Selection — 03/28/2020

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Mar 29 2020

Not a Rant

Now this, this is a knife. This is a rant. I saw your adverts in the paper and I’ve been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me. Ah, good. Yes I quite agree. I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of …

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Mar 29 2020

No Sports?

Welcome to the World Handball Championship between Norway and Denmark. It’s the 2019 Match from about 11 months ago but I expect we’ll be getting way older and more obscure. In the United States most people think of “Handball” as a Jai Lai like game between two players bouncing a Ball off a Wall trying …

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Mar 29 2020

House

More the lonely island. Spring Break Anthem Hugs featuring Pharrell Spell It Out When Will The Bass Drop?

Mar 29 2020

Borders

Being a Nutmegger makes me a pariah now. Can’t go to World Headquarters, that’s in NYC. Can’t go to North Lake or By The Sea either, except I can just get in the car and drive and if you’re canny enough to avoid Tolls and DUI Checkpoints or even have a fair to moderate excuse …

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Mar 28 2020

Natural Selection

I think a nice selective plague to cull the herd is exactly what the situation requires. Thanos is egalitarian, but indiscriminate. So, what about Dolphins? I mean, at The Snap it wasn’t just Humans. What about Ants?

Mar 28 2020

Who wants to travel anyway?

I mean, I don’t mind being kicked out of The Villages (a geriatric sex club) because I’d never go there. If I can’t get out to the Store I’ll starve to death, not to mention my meds. Here are a bunch of places you won’t miss-

Mar 28 2020

House

Committee to Re-Elect the President. Do I Creep You Out – “Weird Al” Yankovic The Creep – the lonely island featuring Nicki Minaj and John Waters Creep – Radiohead

Mar 27 2020

Some Ads

Make no mistake, Priorities USA is the Joe Biden Super Pac. Here’s the one that’s causing the Prior Restraint controversy. That was released 4 days ago along with these 3 others- And this a mere 4 hours ago- I don’t post them because we’re paid. We don’t do Ads nor do we solicit Donations.

Mar 27 2020

Cooties

What’s that German word for taking joy in the misery of others? Schadenfreude? This is what “Herd Immunity” gets you- Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock in self-isolation with coronavirus by Kate Proctor and Matthew Weaver, The Guardian Fri 27 Mar 2020 Boris Johnson and the health secretary, Matt Hancock, have tested positive for coronavirus, they …

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Mar 27 2020

Cartnoon

Well, these ships are great but the USNS Comfort (1000 beds) won’t get to New York City for at least a couple of weeks and it’s optimized for Trauma, not Infectious Diseases so like the USNS Mercy (deployed to Los Angeles last I checked) it’s going to be a parking space for everything except Coronavirus. …

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