Ek hornbeck

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Date registered: 06/12/2010
URL: https://thestarshollowgazette.com

Latest posts

  1. Deliverables — 01/16/2019
  2. All The Way Down — 01/16/2019
  3. Cartnoon — 01/16/2019
  4. Bigots And Racists All The Way Down — 01/15/2019
  5. Redefining Radical — 01/15/2019

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Jan 13 2019

Throwball Quarterfinals: Chargers at Patsies

Have I mentioned that I hate the Patsies with the white hot passion of a thousand suns because of the way Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford to get his new Stadium? Oh, yeah, right. He’s also a huge supporter of Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio and Bibi, got a medal for it and everything. So are …

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Jan 13 2019

House

So you think you know Nine Inch Nails from “Closer” or “Every Day Is Exactly The Same” (one of my favorites)? Only – Nine Inch Nails Wish – Nine Inch Nails We’re In This Together – Nine Inch Nails Well, maybe. Look, I may do more artist oriented profiles in the future but I’m more …

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Jan 12 2019

Throwball Quarterfinals: ‘Boys at Scams

Whole lotta hate in this game. The Scams ditched LA for St.Louis (St.Louis?!) and only returned in 2016 (Remember 2016? I thought you might.) to the same Stadium (Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. What? Did the whole City die?) that was too crappy for them to play in when they left during 1994. Assholes. On the …

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Jan 12 2019

Throwball Quarterfinals: Bolts at Chiefs

I don’t know what else to call them. It’d not like they’re contending for a Division Championship or that all the Division Champions are there. But it’s an easy pick (not that you should listen to me, I went 0 – 4 last weekend), the Chiefs are an explosive offensive team that can ring up …

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Jan 12 2019

House

I don’t want to get trapped into focusing on a single band or artist but this weekend I happen to have 2 pieces like that. “Behind The Wheel” and “Route 66” was something we played quite frequently as a mix because my DJ buddy loved it. Others? Well, the bar appreciated that we had a …

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Jan 11 2019

Urgent Emergency

Well, actually the title is just “Urgent”. Foreigner- Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio has just announced that he’s not going to declare a “National Emergency” so he can build his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racisim… Today. Hat tip to Scarce @ Crooks & Liars. 1958 beats the Simpsons by 42 years. As the Cato Institute …

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Jan 11 2019

Why we have the FDA and the Pure Food and Drug Act.

Upton Sinclair– When Jurgis had first inspected the packing plants with Szedvilas, he had marveled while he listened to the tale of all the things that were made out of the carcasses of animals, and of all the lesser industries that were maintained there; now he found that each one of these lesser industries was …

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Jan 11 2019

Cartnoon

Jenny Nicholson

Jan 10 2019

You know the thing about Chaos? It’s fair.

Chaos is usually defined as a situation where things are changing rapidly in unpredictable ways. Alas Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is all too predictable. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught …

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Jan 10 2019

Boo Boo

I’m sitting here trying to think of things Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is smarter than. A rock? No, he’s dumber than a Box of Rocks. A hammer? No, he’s dumber than a Bag of Hammers. He’s dumber than surfing in Nebraska. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. He has less going on …

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