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Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?

Well, I’m a Peach.

Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

Why don’t you give her a break, Jimmy…

Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?

No, no, no.

Yeah! NO. And do you know why?

No…

Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!

I am given to understand there was a shocking display last night, but I’m afraid I didn’t watch it.  Oh, I’m talking about cheering for W, not the 4 – 0 blow out.

You see, the Ranger’s problem is that they are facing elimination and in front of the home crowd too.

Battle of the Aces- Lee and Lincecum.  7 – 11 the first time out.  I renew my prediction of Weapons of Mass Destruction because I’m just as convicted convinced as any Washington Pundit that if I throw enough shit there’s sure to be a pony in there somewhere.

Other things-

The overnights should be interesting, solid premiers on broadcast, also Monday Night Throwball on ESPNTexans @ Bolts (you know how to root).

Later-

Dave hosts Robert Downey Jr. and Elvis Costello and the Sugarcanes with Pete Thomas.  Jon has no identified guest, Stephen Jonathan Alter.  Double Alton, Curry and Stew.

BoondocksThe Passion of Reverend Ruckus (a must see excellent episode).

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  1. This is the 2nd I think.

  2. bat into the stands and another BB for TX

  3. Top 7th.

    1. Cody needs a trim, he started out OK 2 days ago.

  4. BB: TX 1  SF 2

    DU: TX 4  SF 0

    Pitchers holding with original 2

    1. his really the worst groomed players. The saving grace is that they can play ball

  5. Runners advance.

  6. Lady holding red pom pom under her chin looking distressed.  

    1. New York always had 2 Senior League teams and after they both ditched in the 50s the Mets were conceived as a replacement.

  7. lots of towel ringing and hands clasped in prayer

  8. Could be it for the Rangers.

  9. they have champagne on ice in the locker room

  10. Shot of shrub & Laura

  11. Big responsibility here to hold it  

  12. I feel a pitcher change coming

  13. 1 on 1 out.

  14. holding with 4 BB’s for TX, 2 for SF. 4 Dirty Uniforms for TX. none for SF.  

  15. And a Pickoff move.

  16. 1 on 2 out

  17. Let’s keep it that way

  18. That AF commercial was so bogus

  19. Feliz in for Lee

  20. But it’s plenty bad.

    6 Outs to elimination.

    2 Runs behind.

  21. 10 Ks.

  22. Andrus out

  23. this end in SF, unless something drastic happens in the bottom of the 9th, it is over tonight.

  24. Bottom of the 9th. Who will pitch for SF? Closer Wilson? Or will Lincecumgo the full 9?

  25. But they are the last 3.

    2 down.

  26. Announcers don’t like it

  27. Wilson the closer in.

  28. Can’t watch

  29. like 3 pitches.

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