Tag Archive: Cartnoon

Aug 10 2020

Cartnoon

Wake up, Maroon.

Aug 08 2020

Cartnoon

What Makes A Sandwich A Sandwich? Well, if you believe the myth it’s a piece of bread or two (there is considerable debate on this point) with a stuffing that you can eat without utensils while playing cards and not getting them greasy. On a deeper level, what is anything? Plato posited “Absolutes” which carried …

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Aug 07 2020

Cartnoon

More about Freemasonry than Doggies actually. I suppose for disclosure’s sake you should know I was Master of a Lodge, but I’ve already told you that.

Aug 03 2020

Cartnoon

Not my best week ever. How about you? Not that I didn’t know this, I am widely read and pay attention, but the WNBA Players picking up on Breonna “Say Her Name” Taylor has exposed some hermits and shut ins.

Aug 02 2020

No Sports?

Take some $100 bills or better yet some $10,000 1 Year Ts and tear them up while standing in a Cold Salt Water Shower in a City Grid sucking Tanning Bed for a couple of hours. That’s the Home Version losers get as a consolation prize. Ever since Dennis Connor became the first loser and …

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Aug 01 2020

Cartnoon

I’m thinking about ‘Confirmed Truths’ as a substitute. Adrenochrome. You won’t need much. Adrenochrome. It makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer. “Where’d you get this? Adrenochrome isn’t the kind of thing you can just buy. It comes from the adrenaline glands from a living human body.” I got it as payment from a client, …

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Jul 31 2020

Cartnoon

Jenny Nicholson. Actually a fascinating memoir of a peculiar intersection of Internet, Nerd World, FanCon, Toy Merchandising, and Furry Porn.

Jul 30 2020

Cartnoon

Wash your hands. Don’t Touch your face. When I get older losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I’d been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When …

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Jul 28 2020

Cartnoon

The Chevy Vega Never liked them much.

Jul 27 2020

Cartnoon

In ancient times hundreds of years before the dawn of history Lived this strange race of people, the druids No one knows who they were what they were doing But the legacy remains here in the living rock of Stonehenge Stonehenge, where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge …

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