Nov 02 2010

Prime Time

Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?

Well, I’m a Peach.

Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.

Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There’s no crying! THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

Why don’t you give her a break, Jimmy…

Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?

No, no, no.

Yeah! NO. And do you know why?

No…

Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!

I am given to understand there was a shocking display last night, but I’m afraid I didn’t watch it.  Oh, I’m talking about cheering for W, not the 4 – 0 blow out.

You see, the Ranger’s problem is that they are facing elimination and in front of the home crowd too.

Battle of the Aces- Lee and Lincecum.  7 – 11 the first time out.  I renew my prediction of Weapons of Mass Destruction because I’m just as convicted convinced as any Washington Pundit that if I throw enough shit there’s sure to be a pony in there somewhere.

Other things-

The overnights should be interesting, solid premiers on broadcast, also Monday Night Throwball on ESPN– Texans @ Bolts (you know how to root).

Later-

Dave hosts Robert Downey Jr. and Elvis Costello and the Sugarcanes with Pete Thomas.  Jon has no identified guest, Stephen Jonathan Alter.  Double Alton, Curry and Stew.

Boondocks– The Passion of Reverend Ruckus (a must see excellent episode).

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  2. Home of the brave already.

  5. Official sponsor of the Thirst Inning.

    And it was a strike.

  7. 2 out.

  10. really needs to do something about the hair.  

  11. See?  I told you there were WMDs.

  12. The Mets should hire them as a group.

  14. the Real Men of Genius spots

  16. I can catch Jon & Stephen early

  17. Told you these Pitchers’ Duels were quick.

  22. Well, they’re never good.

  23. ties his own. No accounting for fashion taste

  24. Mostly Daughter & S-i-L friends. Carrot cake and apple dumplings for dessert. Strange since dinner was all Italian.

  31. No out.

  32. 1st base hit fot TX

  33. the latest version of Robinhood with Russell Crowe.  

  38. So far 2 dirty uniforms for TX

    I broken bat for SF

    No pitchers changes

  39.  nicely trimmed & a clean uniform

  41. is rubbing salt in the wound announces 16 straight acoreless innings for TX

  42. Top 6th.

  44. even the commercials suck. Could this be anymore boring? Roll in the dirt or something

  45. Torres at bat

  47. on his jersey diving for the ball  

  48. Almost yard doesn’t cut it.

    1. Well. I’m ready to count dirty uniforms, broken bats, the number of pitchers and scrutinize grooming

    1. That gets busy.

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