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So Keith is back.  I’m tempted not to watch for fear he’ll do something stupid like apologize.  Broadcast premiers.

Greenwald on O’Donnell (definitely).

Later-

Dave hosts Denzel Washington and Bon Jovi.  Jon has Harrison Ford (cool), Stephen Cee Lo Green.  Conan Tom Hanks, Jack McBrayer, and Soundgarden.

BoondocksThe Story of Thugnificent

You know when fluoridation first began?

I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.

Uh, Jack, Jack, listen… tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?

Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Hmm.

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Hmm.

I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

No.

But I… I do deny them my essence.

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  1. Some damn update fixed my YouTube under ubuntu problem.

  2. I would have done it years ago.

  3. Form yourself in to a corporation and take it up with Scalia.

  4. Rachel has just announced that on her Thursday show Jon Stewart will be her guest. A must watch.

  5. Retired Brig. Gen. Janice Karpinski on O’Donnell’s show was nearly speechless and stumbles for words trying to express her reaction to Bush’s comments on Abu Grahb.

    I’ll help her out: “Disgusting”.

    Bush should be in prison along with his cohorts

  6. We’re all incrementalist now.

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