Broadcast? Mostly premiers.
Lance Corporal Dawson, Private First Class Downey: On the charge of murder, the members find the accused not guilty. On the charge of conspiracy to commit murder, the members find the accused not guilty. On the charge of conduct unbecoming a United States Marine, the members find the accused guilty as charged. The accused are hereby sentenced to time already served, and you are ordered to be dishonorably discharged from the Marine Corps. This court martial is adjourned.
All rise.
What does that mean? What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong.
Yeah, we did. We were supposed to fight for the people who couldn’t fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willie.
- ABC Family– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
- AMC– A Few Good Men
- Bravo– Real Housewives marathon (with premier)
- Disney– 16 Wishes
- E!– Little Miss Sunshine
- ESPN– College Throwball, Pittsburgh at Connecticut
- FX– It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League (premiers)
- History– Aliens! (Season Premier)
- TBS– Fool’s Gold
- Turner Classic– Mogambo, The Barefoot Contessa (Ava Gardner night, not at all about Food)
- TNT– Hoopies, Celtics @ Heat (rematch of LeBron’s less that sterling debut), Lakers @ Nuggets
- Toon– Total Drama World Tour, Regular Show, MAD (this week’s repeats)
- USA– Burn Notice (Fall Premier)
“(Miami is) not a serious Basketball Town”- ESPN
Later-
- AMC– Hamburger Hill
- TV Guide– Weeds marathon (useless)
- Turner Classic– Bhowani Junction (more Ava)
Dave hosts Cher and Bruno Mars. Jon has Rosario Dawson, Stephen Quincy Jones. Conan Michael Cera, Julie Bowen, and Jon Dore.
All right, listen up. You people will not die on me in combat. You fucking new guys will do everything you can to prove me wrong. You’ll walk on trails, kick cans, sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block. Or on guard at night you’ll write letters, play with your organ, and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Right now, some hair head has her on her back and is telling her to fuck for peace. This is Han. Those of you who are foolish will think of him as ‘gook,’ ‘slope,’ ‘slant’ or ‘dink.’ He is your enemy. He came over on the Chieu Hoi programme, and after he fattens himself on C-rations he will be hunting your young asses in the Ashau Valley. Now forget about this Viet Cong shit. What you’ll encounter out there is hard core NVA, North Vietnamese. Highly motivated, highly trained and well equipped. If you meet Han or his cousins, you will give him respect and refer to those little bastards as ‘Nathanial Victor.’ Meet him twice, and survive, and you will refer to him as ‘MISTER Nathanial Victor.’ Now people, I am sick and tired of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes.
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Now I’m tired.
right about now?
I just tuned in and the HD picture quality is not much better than DVD.
during commercials.