Solid premiers. Of them the most interesting to me are Secrets of the Dead Lost Ships of Rome and Circus, both on PBS.
Keith is bringing back ‘Worst Person In The World’. I wonder what’s behind that?
I’m Burke. Carter Burke. I work for the company. But don’t let that fool you, I’m really an okay guy.
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Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But, let’s not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly-clearly an important species we’re dealing with and I don’t think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
- AMC– Aliens x 2 (the best one)
- Bravo– Top Chef (Season Finale)
- Disney– Avalon High
- Discovery– Mythbusters (last week’s and new), Storm Chasers (premier)
- ESPN– Hoopies, Suns @ Heat, Bulls @ Spurs
- ESPN2– College Throwball, Bowling Green @ Toledo
- Food– Throwdown Thanksgiving Feast (premier)
- FX– Terriers x 3 (premier)
- History– The End Of The World! (as we know it)
- Lifetime– Sleeping with the Enemy
- Oxygen– Barbershop x 2
- Sci Fi– Hollywood Treasure x 2 (premiers)
- Turner Classic– The Kid, The Pilgrim (shhhhh, Charlie Chaplin night)
- TNT– You’ve been Gumped (again)
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (with premier, thank goodness)
- USA– Psych (premier)
- Vs.– Bruins @ Rangers
Later-
- AMC– Alien 3 (not so good)
- Disney– Phineas and Ferb
- Turner Classic– One Week, Steamboat Bill, Jr., Safety Last (shhhhh)
- TV Guide– Fan boy coverage of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (premier, still useless, are you going to tell me Emma Watson kisses like an animal?)
- USA– Burn Notice (this week’s)
Dave hosts Jake Gyllenhaal, Fran Lebowitz, and Ne-Yo. Jon has Jay-Z, Stephen Ian Frazier. Conan hosts Susan Casey (you need a damn wiki entry), Russell Brand, and Kid Rock.
Boondocks– Ballin.
Those specimens, are worth millions to the bio-weapons corperation. If you’re smart, we can both come out of it as heroes and we’ll be set up for life.
You’re really crazy Burke, you know that. You really think that you can get a dangerous organism like that passed ICC quarantine?
How can they impound it if they don’t know about it?
They “will” know about it, Burke, from me. Like they’ll know that you are responsible for the deaths if 158 colonists here.
You’re wrong.
I just read the colony log. Dated 0-6-1-2-7-9 signed Burke Carter J. You sent them to that ship and you didn’t warn them. Why didn’t you warn them, Burke?
Okay. What if that ship didn’t even exist, huh didn’t you ever think about that? I didn’t know. I went in and made a major security issue out of it, and everybody steps in, and the Administraor steps in., and I made a decision and it was a bad call, Ripley, it was a bad call.
Bad call? These people are dead Burke! Don’t you have any idea what you have done here? I ‘m gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this, you’re not gonna sleaze your way out of this one. Right to the wall.
You know Ripley, I was hoping that you would be smarter than this.
I’m happy to disappoint you.
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You know, Burke, I don’t know which species is worse. You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.
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Yea well it takes two Aliens to make one Alien.
Oh no wait that’s humans.