Some premiers. Rachel has a special- The Assassination of Dr. Tiller.
If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I’ll put my foot down, so shall it be… this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn’t know what to do with it. If you think this country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country’s taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you’re paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!
I’d be unworthy of the high trust that’s been placed in me if I didn’t do everything in my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I’d be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. But suppose he doesn’t. A fine thing that’ll be. I hold out my hand and he refuses to accept. That’ll add a lot to my prestige, won’t it? Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a foreign ambassador. Who does he think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all my people? Think of it – I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept. Why, the cheap four-flushing swine, he’ll never get away with it I tell you, he’ll never get away with it.
- ABC Family– Beauty and the Beast
- AMC– Open Range x 2
- Comedy– Futurama, Holiday Spectacular (this week’s)
- Discovery– Mythbusters (last week’s and new), Storm Chasers (premier)
- ESPN– Hoopies, LeBrons @ Magic, College Hoopies
- ESPN2– College Hoopies, Tennessee v. Virginia Commonwealth, UCLA v. Villanova
- FX– Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Terriers x 3 (premier and Instapeats)
- Lifetime– Notting Hill
- Oxygen– 50 First Dates
- Turner Classic– It Happened One Night
- Toon– Firebreather
- Travel– Man v. Food marathon (with premier, thank goodness)
- USA– NCIS marathon
- Vs.– Blues @ Predators
Later-
- Sci Fi– Licence to Kill (Dalton)
- Turner Classic– Duck Soup, Top Hat
Dave hosts Salvatore Giunta and Sahara Smith (get a wiki page!). Jon and Stephen in repeats, 11/9, 11/16. Conan hosts Eva Mendes, Bob Saget, and Neon Trees.
Boondocks– The S Word.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Monday we watch-a Firefly’s house, but he no come he wasn’t home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us: he no show up. Wednesday HE go to the ball game, but we fool him, WE no show up. Thursday it was a double-header, nobody show up. Friday it rained all day, there was no ball game, so we stayed home, we listen to it over the radio.
You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
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