Lots of premiers. No Keith day one. Frankly I can’t think of a single reason to watch the Prison Porn channel anymore.
A good night to read a book or write a diary.
I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.
But baby, we LIKE you.
- ABC Family– Pretty Little Liars x 2 (premier and Instapeat), [Greek (just a premier)
- AMC– The Brave One x 2 (again and again)
- Comedy– Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia marathon (evidently someone at Zap2it or Comedy Central has noticed that these 4 year old episodes are not new)
- Disney– Hannah Montana: The Movie
- Discovery– Sr. v. Jr. (last week’s and new)
- ESPN– College Hoopies, Notre Dame @ Pittsburgh, Baylor @ Kansas State
- ESPN2– Women’s College Basketball, Iowa @ Ohio State, Australian Open
- Food– Triple D (premier)
- FX– Forgetting Sarah Marshall x 2
- History– Pawn Stars and Pickers (premiers)
- Lifetime– Final Sale
- National Geographic– Aliens! and Cannibals
- Sci Fi– Being Human marathon (actually they think they have a premier in there, but it looks like the one Series Premier episode in an endless loop to me)
- TBS– Family Guy night
- Turner Classic– The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, Member of the Wedding (Carson McCullers night)
- TLC– Cake Boss marathon (last week’s penultimate and Season Finale)
- Toon– Regular Show (premier)
- Travel– Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations marathon
- Vs.– Rangers @ Caps
Later-
- AMC– Overboard
- Sci Fi– Saw IV
- Spike– Barbershop
- Turner Classic– The Ballad of the Sad Cafe (more Carson)
Dave in repeats from 1/6. Jon has Anand Giridharadas (get a Wiki page!), Stephen Charlie Rose. Alton does Grilling and Barbecue. Conan hosts Shaun White and Iron & Wine.
My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist to pigeonhole childrens potential, a thing which cannot *possibly* be measured, least of all by anal compulsive HUNS! And my husband may be a “large child,” but that’s none of your business! And my children may be rotten, but they’re MINE. And I think that they’re bright, and sensitive, so I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence. I do however have *serious* doubts about YOURS.
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