Jun 12 2015

The Daily/Nightly Show (Hulk? Smash!)

Lady Madonna

Lady Viagra

Tonightly Lincoln Chafee one on one.  Also Lindsey Graham’s chances with the panel Vince Staples, Gina Yashere, and Mike Yard.

Continuity

The Grey Lady

Next week’s guests-

Puny God

That’s my secret.  I’m just this big cuddly green rage monster.  Mark Ruffalo is such a vast improvement that it’s hard to remember Eric Bana.

Actually I’m more a DC Guy and specifically The Dark Night.

How does it feel to be the only member of The Justice League without superpowers?

Don’t.  Need.  Them.

Film has not been kind to DC though I look forward to treatments of Jack Kirby’s The New Gods and Darkseid.  Arrow and Flash are kind of decent however and Felicity Smoak definitely has this Bailey Quarters hotness thing happening (I am not Spock), but I could work with her and be her friend.

In my last session with my therapist she asked me, in all sincerity, if I ever identified as ek hornbeck.  I was put in mind of Batman Beyond, Shriek, where the villian tries to torment Wayne into suicide.  At the end of the episode Terry McGuiness asks how Bruce was able to tell the voice inside his head wasn’t real.

“That’s not what I call myself.”

Seriously, I’m a ticking time bomb and it’s best to be someplace else ‘Tasha or you might remember Budapest quite differently.

The real news below.

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  15. Flaming!

    Not that it’s a bad thing per se, but why are they giving him a pass?

    I’m a confirmed bachelor, but I’m 120+ years old and have had several very public and very bad relationships with people of the opposite sex.

    Lindsey is attracted sexually to men (again, nothing wrong with that), but admit you’re a green rage monster (not that it makes you gay to be one if that label bothers you).

  16. You stop being racist and I’ll stop talking about it.

  21. Now, he can’t because he’s a Republican from South Carolina.  

  23. You’d think it would be Supes (super ego sky god and all), but nothing can suppress the great green Id.  Lazar eyes, cold breath?  Been there, done that.

    Smash?  Hulk may not be able to give it but he can sure take it.

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