The Daily Late Nightly Show (Rehabilitated?)

It’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit.

As we pass into our final week or two in this format (haven’t read this?  You really should.) I stand before you utterly unrepentant in my obnoxiousness.  The signal will continue.

Tonight Stephen has Morgan Freeman, Ruth Wilson, and Sean Murray

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

I don’t have any handy pictures, but I’ve stopped at the Bus Stop in Thomaston that Red waited at.  People got on and off, I didn’t pay any attention.  None of my business.

These walls are funny. First you hate ’em, then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them.

Next week’s guests-

Trevor Noah

Stephen Colbert

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

But you do it anyway.  Every day.  It’s ok.  You just have to remember that freedom goal at the end.

You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific? They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.

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