The Militia Fools Want Snacks Send These Instaed

fish-and-almond

Fish and Almonds for when offending breath is badly needed.

 

sulky_darth_maul

Darth Maul mask for those incognito press interviews

tights_man

Tights man wear for those cold Oregon nights

boob_butt_pillows

Boob Butt pillows Don’t ask

nose_up

Finally the Nose Up For those long winter nights with nothing better to do than have your buddy remove your nose hair.