Jan 09 2016

AFC Wild Card- Chiefs @ Texans

Yeah, it’s that time of year again where you get to decide whom you hate the most and since neither of these teams is totally reprehensible (unless you count the fact I knew a Chiefs fan who wasn’t a complete jerk, but more an annoying god-squader nerd) I have no rooting interest. In fact if you click through the link you’ll find it’s Texans v. Texans (though it is Dallas v. Houston, so you can get your dander up about that). I suppose the Texans are from Texas and that might be enough for some, I’m certainly in favor of letting them secede and deporting all the gun nuts. There is no amount of money that could persuade me to live there myself.

The sad truth is that there is not a more boring sport than Throwball except for Turn Left Racing (which hardly qualifies as sport at all) and the fact that they’re both enormously popular below the Mason-Dixon line merely confirms my theory that the sun causes brain damage.

This actually explains a lot about my life as a vampire.

Anyway, on paper the Chiefs (11 – 5) ought to rock all over the Texans (9 – 7) and I’ll be surprised if they don’t. In the big picture, and I’ll lay it down right at the start, it will be Patsies v. Panthers in Super Bowl L (hard to imagine I’ve lived throught all of them) and I’m proud that I remember Latin numbers while the NFL is committed to Arabic (jihadist traitors!).

4:25 pm on ABC and ESPN.

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  1. From the 2

  2. Intercept by KC ouch

  3. KC’s ball 1st & 10 @ own 22

  4. INT. Chiefs from their 22

  5. Last play under review

  6. Alex Smith pass to the left to Albert Wilson for 22 yards to the KC42 ruled incomplete. 4th down

  7. Texans’ ball 1st & 10 @ own 40

  8. Texans at their 39

  9. 2 minute warning in 2nd quarter

  10. Texans ball on own 41 2nd and 9

  11. INT. Chiefs from their 10

  12. Intercept by KC. 1st & 10 @ own 10

    Marcus Peters intercepted and returned for 31 yards. Penalty: Illegal Block on Kansas City (Eric Berry) -10 yards.

  13. Chiefs from their 38

  14. 4th down KC punts to Texans

  15. Texans 1st & 10 @ own 8

  16. Halftime

  17. Texans from their 8

  18. Halftime, Chiefs 10 – 0

  19. Texans from their 20

  20. Texans 1st & 10 @ KC 45

  21. Texans from their 43

  22. Texans from Chiefs 43

  23. 4th down Texans punt to KC

  24. While the Super Bowl is the most watched sporting event in America. What do think is the most watched sporting event in Japan?

    It’s the national high school baseball championships held at Koshien stadium in Osaka.

    1. I think we’d have a few less problems in the U.S. if they went back to the leather helmets.

  25. KC !st & 10 @ own 6

  26. Chiefs from their 11

  27. 1st & 5 @ own 11 Penalty: Holding (Return) on Houston (Whitney Mercilus) 5 yards.

  28. 1st & 10 @ own 23

  29. 1st & 10 @ own 38

  30. KC 1& 10 @ Texans 27

  31. Touch Down KC

  32. Point kick is good KC 20 – Texans 0

  33. KC kicks off. Touchback. 1st 7 10 @ Texan 20

  34. 4th down KC’s ball 1st down @ own 29

  35. 1st & 10 @ Texans 13

  36. 1st & Goal @ 3

  37. End of 3rd quarter

  38. 1st & Goal @ Texans 5

  39. Touch Down! KC

  40. KC 27 – Texans 0

  41. KC kicks off to Texans. Touch back 1st & 10 @ own 20

  42. Texans 1st & 10 @ own 35

  43. 1st down @ own 49

  44. pass interference on last play 1st & 20

  45. 1st & 10 at KC 27

  46. Texans: 4th down & 7

  47. KC takes over on downs

  48. 1st&10 at KC 29

  49. KC 4th down Texans ball on own 8. 1ST & 10

  50. Interception by KC at Texans 21 1st & 10

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