Reality free he does TV
And they put it on the air
He dances through the interviews
And no one seems to care
And underneath his fortune
Is that it’s written on thin air
I even heard his hair piece is a puppy
He’s always wrong ’bout everything
But hey, it’s what he feels
He hates those filthy Mexicans
Who only rape and steal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
The Donald’s not an asset to the party.
I’d like to say a word in his behalf
The Donald kicks Washington’s ass
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a meme and kill it dead?
How do you find a word that means The Donald?
A flibbertijibbet? A will-o’-the wisp? A clown?
Many a thing the pundits want to tell him
Many a butt he ought to suck up to
But how do you make him quit
And listen to all your shit
How do you keep a Billionaire in check?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you win election with no plan?
When he’s talking I’m confused
Do I really hate the Jews?
I think we need to leave Afghanistan
And what’s up with that toupee?
Does he think that it’s ok?
You’re fired! You’re fired! You too!
He’d out-Putin any Red
Clear the voices in your head
Give the D.C. dopes a populist surprise
He’s the Devil! He’s a Thief!
He is Evil! Comic Relief!
He’s a Racist! He’s a Savior!
He’s a Pol.
How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you catch a meme and kill it dead?
How do you find a word that means The Donald?
A flibbertijibbet? A will-o’-the wisp? A clown?
Many a thing the pundits want to tell him
Many a butt he ought to suck up to
But how do you make him quit
And listen to all your shit
How do you keep a Billionaire in check?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald?
How do you win election with no plan?
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