Crisis Actors

Remember- only the most scurrilous rumors.

Alex Jones is not safe for work.

Not Tucker too!

I’ll get the police.
Police.
Officer, I’d like to report four bodies in my backyard.
Wait right there Mr. Bennell.
How do you know my name?
Hang up, Matthew.
I didn’t tell you my name.
Hang up!
I didn’t tell them my name!
That’s because they’re all part of it. They’re all pods, all of them!