Impeach!

I’m sorry but I just can’t understand why all the “Very Serious” people in D.C. are saying very serious things about how appallingly serious, and unexpected, and confusing, and WHY DO YOU KEEP WASTING MY TIME PRETENDING THIS IS “NEW” AND DIFFERENT!”

It’s the same impeachable offenses it was January 21st, 2017. Emoluments Clause, High Crimes and Misdemeanors, now we add Treason as if that wasn’t obvious from the beginning. It’s like having a very dim Watson.

Even Rachel engages but soon enough she gets to a summary of developments in the Russian Fraud Against The United States case since the release of Friday’s indictment.

And this is Monday’s venture that has everyone so upset.

Unexpected? I think the reaction is vastly overblown. He didn’t publicly turn over Syria. He’s not sending arms to Ukranian separatists. Technically speaking it’s not a patch on the damage he did just this weekend while helping a little old lady walk her Corgis. If you want a prime example of appalling how about the torpedo he put into the side of May (who had a very bad week indeed) by ignorantly hammerIng her new ‘softer’ Brexit policy.

Or maybe it was declaring War on NATO.