Feb 03 2019

Super Bowl LIII

Isn’t that the backside of a sail?

Let’s get this out of the way first. There is no team in the NFL I despise more than the Patsies, not even the ‘Boys. So my rooting is entirely with the Scams despite the fact they stole the Super Bowl from the ‘Aints (who are at least tolerable) through bad officiating.

And the NFL as an Institution is nothing more than a Blackface Minstrel Show where the only real thing is the Traumatic Brain Injury Owners inflict on their Slaves.

This has become a secular holiday and a corrupt display of late stage capitalism through relentless marketing. Only the naked advertisements will hold my attention as I find Throwball in general intensely soporific (also Football, give me some Curling or Darts).

So close.

Anyway, this year’s controversy is whether Gladys Knight ought to be singing at all much less “Anacreon In Heaven“.

Once heard it can not be unheard. Just saying.

The headliner is Maroon 5. Maroon 5!!! Who are they again? Go back and watch House. Not even my best.

And all because of Kaepernick and his knee problem.

Oh. You think it’s not about race?

Tom Brady’s New England Patriots Are Team MAGA, Whether They Like It or Not
by Corbin Smith, Daily Beast
02.01.19

WE’RE STILL HERE! WE’RE STILL HERE! Obviously, Brady is referring to his aging, decrepit, cheating-ass squad’s progression to the big game. But, imagine you didn’t know anything about football, or who Tom Brady was, or anything like that. You would think that you were watching some square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.

Of course, even if you do know stuff about Brady you may still think he’s on his way to pursuing this line of grifting. He flashed a red MAGA hat, an accoutrement that is gaining more and more traction as a symbol of white nationalism in America, in his locker back in the primary days. He wasn’t the only one! Patriots’ Coach Bill Belichick wrote a goddamn letter to Trump right before the end of the campaign that basically amounted to an endorsement, that Trump then read on
stage. And Pats’ owner Robert Kraft is also his pal, and was even shouted out at Trump’s pre-Inauguration dinner in D.C. for his most deep-pocketed donors.
…
The people I am sitting here roasting for their support of Trump have tried to run the same playbook. Brady backed off a little when his wife clearly told him to, said that he didn’t actually have political opinions at all, that actually he was “a positive person,” and that Trump was just his friend he supported because he always supports his friends, even if he did think it would be cool if he won. I’m not actually with him, he’s just my friend is somehow even more unnerving in its way, because what kind of weirdo do you have to be to be friends with Donald Trump? Is he a fun guy to hang out with? Is Brady really so vacant that he hangs out with this doddering fool for access to golf courses? If Brady really does want to satisfy the Daniel Radcliffes of the world, wouldn’t he find it in his heart to distance himself from the president everyone hates? But he doesn’t, presumably because he sees nothing wrong with it, because his worldview lines up with that of our racist president.

Kraft insists he doesn’t agree with Trump’s rhetoric on Kaepernick, but it’s not as if he’s cast the man aside. Belichick won’t even deign to answer a question on that matter, because he is a robotic psychopath who only thinks and talks about football.

Look, it doesn’t matter if the Patriots like it or not, they are the official team of American White Nationalism, the MAGA Boys On the Field. You can’t implicitly or explicitly support Trump, who reads speeches written by Stephen Miller as a matter of course, play in a market whose sporting culture is renowned for its racism, have a decade-plus organizational obsession with undersized white receivers, and be called, no shit, the Patriots, without getting the vile Fox News Soup that poisoned half the country on your shirt. Try to put on a bib of distancing yourself, deflecting questions, telling everyone your wife told you to stop talking about it, that shit isn’t gonna work. You’re the MAGA Kid. It’s on you forever. It stalks and haunts you.

When you root for the Patriots, you are associating yourself with a virulent and revolting strain of politics that seeks to Make America Great Again—which is to say, white, European, English-speaking. And look, I understand if you’ve been rooting for Boston teams your whole life. Fandom is a hard drug to quit. But please, look at yourself, look at who these guys put out for, and reconsider. Think about if you would want to find yourself in a crowd of sweaty, white men chanting WE’RE STILL HERE while a Trump supporter egged you on. Are you one-hundred percent sure you’re comfortable with that?

Jews will not replace us? Bueller? Bueller?

It is hard to live in Stars Hollow sometimes. Die hard Patsies no matter how ill treated they are or what it says about them they ignore the cheating and racism.

Not that the Patsies are alone in their guilt, it is in fact Throwball as a whole and the Scams are as complicit as everyone else.

Yet you are mesmerized by the train wreck. Even my Therapist is a Packers fan.

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  1. Rams ball on own 9
    3rd and 7
    Last Play: C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 3 yards to the LAR9.

  2. Rams ball on own 9
    4th and 7
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Robert Woods.

  3. Patriots ball on own 37
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 54 yards to NE37. No return.

  4. Winter Is Coming

    For Bud Light

  5. Patriots ball on own 43
    2nd and 4
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 6 yards to the NE43.

  6. Patriots ball on own 46
    3rd and 1
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rob Gronkowski for 3 yards to the NE46.

  7. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 29
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 25 yards to the LAR29.

  8. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 28
    2nd and 9
    Last Play: Cordarrelle Patterson rush to the left for 1 yard to the LAR28.

  9. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 28
    3rd and 9
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Chris Hogan.

  10. 4th down. patriots attempt another FG

    FG is GOOD

    Patriots 3 – Rams 0

  11. Google takes an ad

  12. Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the LAR1. JoJo Natson return for 27 yards to LAR28. Tackled by Patrick Chung.

  13. C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR33. Tackled by Patrick Chung.

  14. 2nd&5 at LAR 33
    (9:48) Jared Goff pass to the left to Robert Woods for 18 yards to the NE49.

  15. 1st&10 at NE 49
    (9:30) Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 3 yards to the NE46. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.

  16. 2nd&7 at NE 46
    (8:47) C.J. Anderson rush to the right for a loss of 3 yards to the NE49. Tackled by Danny Shelton.

  17. 3rd&10 at NE 49
    (8:06) Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Josh Reynolds.

  18. 4th&10 at NE 49
    (8:00) Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE10. Julian Edelman return for 7 yards to NE17.

  19. Patriots ball on own 17
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE10. Julian Edelman return for 7 yards to NE17. Tackled by Johnny Mundt.

  20. Patriots ball on own 20
    2nd and 7
    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 3 yards to the NE20.

  21. Patriots ball on own 20
    3rd and 7
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for Sony Michel defensed by Cory Littleton.

  22. Patriots ball on own 25
    4th and 2
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to James White for 5 yards to the NE25.

  23. Female Throwball Player Toyota commercial

  24. Rams ball on own 45
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 53 yards to LAR22. JoJo Natson return for 13 yards to LAR35. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy. Penalty: Holding on New England (Albert McClellan) 10 yards.

  25. Planter’s commercial

  26. Rams ball on 50
    2nd and 5
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for 5 yards to the 50.

  27. Rams ball on New England 47
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE47. Tackled by Lawrence Guy.

  28. Rams ball on own 39
    4th and 16
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR39 for a loss of 14 yards.

  29. Patriots ball on own 27
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 34 yards to NE27. No return.

  30. Patriots ball on own 38
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 11 yards to the NE38.

  31. New twilight zone

  32. Patriots ball on own 40
    2nd and 7
    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE40.

  33. Patriots ball on own 49
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 9 yards to the NE49. Tackled by John Johnson III.

  34. 2 minute warning

  35. Turbo Tax is creepy

  36. The dude

  37. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 46
    2nd and 5
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Cordarrelle Patterson for 5 yards to the LAR46.

  38. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Penalty: Too Many Men on Field on Los Angeles 5 yards.

  39. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for James White.

  40. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    3rd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for James White.

  41. Patriots ball on Los Angeles 32
    4th and 1
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Cordarrelle Patterson for 9 yards to the LAR32. Tackled by Marcus Peters.

  42. Rams ball on own 32
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Cory Littleton.

  43. Rams ball on own 26
    2nd and 16
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR26 for a loss of 6 yards.

  44. Rams ball on own 40
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 14 yards to the LAR40.

  45. Rams ball on own 40
    4th and 2
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Robert Woods.

  46. Patriots ball on own 2
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 58 yards to NE2. No return.

  47. Halftime. Rams to receive at the start of the 2nd half

  48. Screw In The Head

  49. Skull Shaver

  50. Steroid Addled Morons NFL

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