Speeches Last Night From People Who Are Not Unindicted Co-conspirators

Sanders

He should have worn a white suit but perhaps he was concerned about being mistaken for a different Sanders (c’mon, I’m talking about Colonel, not Huckabee).

Abrams

The parade of Holocaust survivors was intended to provoke Sanders. The comments about Venezuelan Socialism both Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez. Abrams was provoked by unrepentant Jim Crow Vote Stealing (as well she might be). Nancy Pelosi seemed to be provoked by the pretense of bi-partisan action Congressional Republicans will never allow to come up for a vote, let alone pass (look at her face, it speaks volumes).

Unindicted Co-conspirators Bottomless Pinocchio looked guilty, because he is.