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Feb 10 2019

Chuckles the Clown

Who can turn the world on with their smile?

Somewhere in the dim dark vaults of the Intertubz is a picture of me standing next to MTM’s statue in Minneapolis.

Jeff Bezos’ Penis

Let’s just stay on this topic the whole show.

He doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either.

Don’t ride angry.

Congress’ Angels

Ladies Night

Why is the shortest Month Black History Month? And why did Saturday Night Live take a week off?

This Week In Blackface History

I hate the Internet.

There’s a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic.

That’s not actually true. Nicholas Cage is mistaking Schizophrenia– “a mental disorder characterized by abnormal behavior, strange speech and a decreased ability to understand reality… symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that do not exist, reduced social engagement and emotional expression and lack of motivation.” with Multiple Personality Disorder, a whole different thing.

Oh, you want news.