A Full Frontal Investigative Report!

Whether evangelical right winger, Jerry Falwell Jr., was secretly involved with his pool boy…and then got Michael Cohen to cover it up. As told to Tom Arnold.

For those not familiar with our work product, we only publish the most scurrilous rumors so bring your A Game CT (which everyone knows stands for ‘Completely True’).

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I mean barbeque silly, not some nonsense about “liberal Hollywood actors, Democratic politicians, and high-ranking officials of engaging in an international child sex trafficking ring and has claimed that Donald Trump feigned collusion with Russians in order to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the ring and preventing a coup d’état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros.” I have eaten at Comet Ping Pong (just a few doors from Politics & Prose actually).

There is no basement.