Jan 04 2020

Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Afternoon: Bills @ Texans

Yes, it’s that time of year when we get to talk about which teams we hate more

With even records of 10 – 6 the Bills are favored by 3 points which the Times think the Texans will cover and I do not.

The Bills problem is they have a stodgy ‘ball control’ offense that doesn’t put a lot of points on the board, though they rarely come away empty. The Texans are pretty spectacular when things work and 3 and out when they don’t.

The Bills D is better than it’s rated, the Texans is not. Bills advance.

Oh, who do I hate more? The Bills’ Owners (the Pegulas) are real assholes and their biggest fan was Tim Russert (also an asshole). On the other hand Rust Belt New York Working Class team. On the other, other hand Texas.

You know, geographic disadvantage aside the Texans are an expansion team who have hardly given me any other reason to hate them.

Yet.

Go Texans!

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  1. Texans receive at the start of the 2nd half

  2. Receiver didn’t take a knee. Tossed ball to Referee. Bills intercepts what is considered to be a live ball.

    Touch Down Bills.

    Bills 20 – Texas 0

    Texans: 1st & 10 on own 20

  3. Texans ball on own 26. 3rd and 9

  4. Watson sacked at Hou19 for a loss of 7 yards. 4th down

  5. Texans punt for 53 yards to Buf28. Andre Roberts return for 8 yards to Bills’ 36.

    Bills: 1st & 10

  6. Bills: Bills ball on Houston 45, 1st and 10

  7. Bills: Bills ball on Houston 38. 3rd and 3

  8. Bills ball on Houston 40. 4th and 5

  9. Bills punt for 40 yds. Touchback (Texans won’t make that mistake again)

    Texans ball on own 20. 1st and 10

  10. Texans ball on own 29. 2nd and 1

  11. Texans ball on own 32. 2nd and 10

  12. exans: Watson pass to the left to DeAndre Hopkins for 6 yards to the Hou38. FUMBLE, recovered by Bills

    Bills ball on Houston 38. 1st and 10

  13. Bills ball on Houston 28. 1st and 10

  14. Bills ball on Houston 14. 1st and 10

  15. Bills: 4th down.

    38 yd FG is Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 0

    Last TD by Bills overturned by referees

  16. Texans ball on own 25. 1st and 10

  17. Texans ball on own 35. 1st and 10

  18. Texans ball on Buffalo 38. 2nd and 2

  19. Texans ball on Buffalo 32. 1st and 10

  20. Touchdown Texans!! Texnas go for 2pt conversion

    Bills 15 – Texans 8

  21. OOps Buffalo 16 – Texans 8

  22. Bills Ball on won 25 Touchback

  23. Bills ball on 50. 2nd and 5

  24. Bills ball on own 40. 2nd and 15

  25. Two point conversion. Fumble. Back in the game baby!

  26. End of the 3rd quarter

  27. Bills: 3rd&8 at own 47

    FUMBLE, recovered by

  28. Says the woman who likes the Saints because of Katrina and Drew Brees’ ass.

  29. TExans: 1st&10 at 50

  30. Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills 28

  31. Dammit this is screamingly funny if it posted in reply to comment #2 like it should have!

  32. Texans 4th & 5

    FG Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 11

  33. Yup. We have totally lost nesting.

  34. Texans Kickoff to end zone Touch back

    Bills 1st & 10 at own 25

  35. DD too. Fuck WordPress and Fuck Graphene!

  36. Bills 4th & 4 at own 31

    43 yd punt to Texans 46. no return

    Texans 1st & 10 at own 45

  37. Here we come.

  38. Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills28

  39. 46 Yard Reception

  40. Texans: 1st & Goal inside the 5 yd liine

  41. First and Goal Texans

  42. Texans: 2nd & Goal

  43. Do you go for 2?

  44. Texans Touchdown and the lead

  45. 19 Unanswered? Bills started with 16.

  46. 2 pt conversion GOOD

    Bills 16 – Texans 19

  47. After kick off into the end zone Bills ball on own 25. 1st & 10

  48. Bills ball on Houston 37; 1st and 10

  49. Bills ball on Houston 31
    2nd and 4

  50. Bills ball on Houston 25
    1st and 10

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