I can feel it, coming through the air tonight.

Oh Lord.

That darn Impeachment Hoax, but the facts are all true! Hunter Biden nepotistically trades on his Father’s name and reputation (unlike Javanka and Junior, and What’s His Name and, well, Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio himself)! Nothing wrong was done, bribing a Government with Taxpayer (he doesn’t know any) Dollars is how business is done.

I apologize for the source but I wanted something complete and unlikely to come down.

You thought Phil Collins? Ok.

Silly.