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Nov 01 2020

The Breakfast Club (Bread)

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AP’s Today in History for November 1st

The Stamp Act takes effect; The U.S. explodes the first hydrogen bomb; Sistine Chapel paintings first shown to the public; Algerian nationalists begin rebellion against French rule; NFL’s Walter Payton dies.

Breakfast Tune “Cripple Creek” performed by Rhiannon Giddens, Banjo l Met Music

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How Election Night Could Unfold
The Onion

Election night, Nov. 3, is being scrutinized as uncertainties with voting, a pandemic, and the rhetoric of President Donald Trump have led to speculation that there might not be a firm resolution. The Onion looks at the most likely ways that election night could unfold.

-Early stories of chaos at polling places give way to later stories of chaos at polling places.

-CNN crew brings signature pep to covering democracy on brink of collapse.

-Early reports indicate uneasy feeling in pit of stomach to continue for few more weeks.

-Michigan resident Kathy Peluso breaks 17 years of sobriety.

-Joe Biden wins in a landslide, instantly resulting in millions of Americans disengaging with politics for the rest of their lives.

-Donald Trump erroneously declares victory before enough mail-in ballots have been destroyed.

-One last sweep of nation’s voting booths to remove undecided voters frozen in place.

-Fossil fuel executives, pharmaceutical lobbyists, and police everywhere celebrate victorious candidate.

-Something burning.

-For the 59th time, American populace decides they should definitely fix nation’s faulty voting system before the next election.