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Feb 18 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and The Late Late Show with James Corden are taking breaks this week.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

GOP & Fox Blame AOC’s Green New Deal for the Texas Power Crisis

Millions of Texans are still without power and going to extreme lengths to stay warm, the mayor of Colorado City steps down after telling residents “the weak will perish,” and Fox News blames AOC’s Green New Deal for the power outages when poor oversight is the real culprit.

Will Biden Get All Americans Vaccinated by July?

President Biden says that everyone in the U.S. will be able to be vaccinated by July, with a return to “normal life” expected around the holidays

Trump Attacks McConnell’s Chins & The Trump Plaza Hotel Implodes

Donald Trump’s former casino in Atlantic City comes down in a planned implosion, and Trump strikes back against Mitch McConnell after he called for the former president to be prosecuted for criminal charges.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump’s Rush Limbaugh Tribute, Biden’s Vaccine Promise & Texas Blackout Blame Game

Due to the pandemic some Catholic churches were offering drive thru and distanced experiences for the first day of Lent, Apple made a surprise announcement about a new product, President Biden held a Town Hall where he admitted he hadn’t spoken on the phone with one former President (guess who), Trump called into Fox News to pay “tribute” to his friend Rush Limbaugh who died today, the Trump Plaza Casino was imploded in Atlantic City, Rudy Giuliani is no longer representing Trump in any legal matters, Tucker Carlson went on air to falsely blame windmills for the massive blackouts in Texas, and real people on the street give rave reviews for a totally fake movie we made up starring Mark Hamill.

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