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Feb 24 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Which Way Will You Go, Compromise Joe Manchin?

Sing it with us now! “Gotta have him for a bill to go / What do you want now, Compromise Joe?”

NASA’s Thrilling Mars Landing Is The Good News Pandemic-Weary America Needs

The American people, who have been bombarded by bad news over the past year, were delighted by the thrilling images beamed back from Mars this week as NASA’s Perseverance rover made a successful landing on the Red Planet.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

“Mean Tweets” Threaten Biden Cabinet & DeSantis Gives VIP Vaccines

New car smell contains high levels of carcinogens, Neera Tanden’s OMB nomination falters due to “mean tweets,” and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis may be giving the vaccine to rich donor friends.

CP Time: The History of Black Journalists

Roy Wood Jr. takes a look at the first African American to co-anchor a network news broadcast, the first Black woman to host a TV show in the South and the first female journalist at the New York Amsterdam News.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Fox News Lies About the Texas Blackouts as GOP Lies About the Election: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the Republican Party lying about the Green New Deal and the 2020 election as the U.S. passes a grim coronavirus milestone and Texas experiences an unprecedented power crisis.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Returns to Tighten Tiny Grip on Republican Party

New Jersey became the 14th state to say yes to legalized cannabis so we came up with a few custom strain names to help them out, President Biden held a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to reinvigorate our relationship, a former national security official claims that Trump offered to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a ride home on Air Force One, Trump is set to make an appearance at CPAC (the annual conservative political action conference), Lindsey Graham thinks all Republicans should rally around Trump and they have a hell of a lineup set at the conference, Rudy Giuliani tried dodging being served papers for the Dominion lawsuit, Jeff Bezos has expressed interest in buying the Washington Football Team, and Jimmy chats with genius eight-year-old Sophia Rollins who bamboozled everyone by coming up with a very clever way to lock herself out of Zoom so she wouldn’t have to sit through school.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Who Shoulda Served Rudy His $1B Lawsuit?

James Corden kicks off the show checking in with Ian Karmel who has been experimenting with his top button and new stand-up material after losing a lot of weight. After, James looks at the headlines, including reports Rudy Giuliani tried to dodge being served a lawsuit and Taco Bell entering the fried chicken game.