Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Injustice, But Not Indifference

Just before the taping of our show today, the verdict was announced in the trial of Derek Chauvin. Stephen Colbert opened tonight’s show with this reaction.

Don’t Call Cannabis “Weed” Or “Pot,” Say Uptight Ganjapreneurs

Stephen Colbert was just trying to enjoy the 50th anniversary of “420” when his buzz was harshed by news that uptight businesspeople are working to cancel some of the most-used slang terms for America’s favorite herb.

Quarantinewhile… Is Your Dog Acting Jealous?

Quarantinewhile… Scientists say that your dog may be acting out because he’s green with envy imagining you petting another pup

Biden asks Americans to take one iota of responsibility

When President Biden encourages all Americans to get vaccinated, a tour guide explains how it is now the President’s job to tell Americans to take one iota of personal responsibility.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Now You Know: Being Black in America

From unequal access to vaccines to unequal access to housing to unequal access to mental health services. Here’s a look at the Black experience in America. If you don’t know, now you know.

Mapping the January 6th Attack on the Capitol

The rage that Trump rallies foster became fully unleashed at the Captiol insurrection. Jordan Klepper gives a first-hand look

Late Night with Seth Meyers

All U.S. Adults Now Eligible for Vaccine; GOP Struggles to Attack Biden: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Republicans admitting they’re having a tough time criticizing President Biden after the country’s successful COVID-19 vaccine distribution.

Hey! John Boehner and William Barr’s Memoirs

Seth has some strong words for former House Speaker John Boehner and Trump Attorney General William Barr publishing memoirs.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

MyPillow Mike Reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s Monologue & We Play “Who’s High?”

Three guilty verdicts were read at Derek Chauvin’s trial in Minneapolis on an emotional day in America, MyPillow Mike Lindell read most of Jimmy’s monologue from last night on his livestream and accepted the invitation to come on our show, and in honor of 4/20 we play a round of “Who’s High?”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

4/20 Doesn’t Hit Like It Used To

James Corden kicks off the show wishing everyone a happy 4/20, a day he feels lost its buzz thanks to legalization. After, James and Reggie recall their first meeting and how a special chocolate kicked off a magical journey. And James learns about his rating on WikiFeet before he really gets into his nose and the noses of a few around the studio.

James Calls Oprah to Pitch a Big Idea (For Real)

A headline about Pharrell Williams opening a collaborative lifestyle hotel kicks off a discussion about what other celebrities should be in the hotel business, and when the idea of an Oprah-backed line of O-tels comes up, James musters up the courage to give her a call.