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Apr 28 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

,center>Ingenuity’s Fourth Flight Wasn’t As Smooth As The Others

Good news: the chopper found life on Mars. Bad news: it’s stuck in it.

Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic

Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.

Kim Kardashian Or Caitlyn Jenner, Who Should Run California?

Republicans in California have forced a runoff election between sitting Governor Gavin Newsom and a growing field of GOP wannabes including Caitlyn Jenner and Randy Quaid. Stephen thinks they’re overlooking the obvious choice: Kim K.

Explorers Crash Rick Santorum’s Whitewashing Speech

When Rick Santorum delivered a speech full of white-washed lies about Native American culture, colonizers crash the scene.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The CDC’s New Mask Guidelines Make No Sense

The CDC says that fully vaccinated Americans don’t need to wear masks outside unless they’re in a large group, but their new chart doesn’t make much sense.

2020 Census Results: Low Population Growth & A House Seat Shuffle

The 2020 U.S. Census numbers shake up the House of Representatives and reveal a startling decline in rates of population growth.

Rick Santorum Goes Off on Native American Culture

Footage surfaces of Rick Santorum making deranged comments about a lack of Native American culture in “American culture.”

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Biden Announces New Guidance for Wearing Masks Outdoors

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Trump Trashes the Oscars, Tucker Carlson Cries “Child Abuse” & Biden Loosens Mask Mandates

Donald Trump released a statement about how bad the Oscars were and the Academy fired back, we created posters for movies that he probably would’ve enjoyed more, President Biden announced new guidelines for wearing masks, Tucker Carlson thinks that kids wearing masks in a pandemic is child abuse, MyPillow Mike Lindell will be stopping by the show tomorrow, a space feud between billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk could be in the works, and we look back at one year ago for “This Week in COVID History.”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Is California Ready for Governor Reggie Watts?

With news of Biden’s first international trip, James wonders if we could tag along do an episode from Air Force One with the President on his flight to England. And thanks to Gavin Newsom’s recall in California, James thinks Reggie should consider running for Governor. Then, James breaks it to everyone that Burning Man 2021 is canceled and that a new spider has been discovered in Miami.

Apple Watch Hidden Features: Cow Milking

Once again, James takes a look at ~totally real~ Apple Watch features that can be activated simply by moving your hands. If you’ve been yearning to milk a cow without all the mess, you’re gonna love this new feature.

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