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May 12 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Fix Your Foxitis With This One Simple Trick

Who knew it could be THIS easy!

Juicy Book Alleges The Former First Family Got Extra Cozy With Secret Service Agents

According to a new book about the Secret Service, one or more members of the former First Family engaged in romantic relationships with the agents assigned to protect them, while the former president was known to request the firing of any agents he deemed overweight.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Let’s Talk About the Israel-Palestine Conflict

Tensions between Israel and Palestine escalate, resulting in numerous deaths and injuries. Here’s a look at the nuances of the conflict.

Who’s Running in the NYC Mayoral Race?

A large group is running in New York City’s mayoral race, and Andrew Yang is the front-runner despite some missteps. Michael Kosta digs into the new ranked-choice voting system.

Why Everyone Is Boycotting the Golden Globes & SpaceX and Dogecoin Go to the Moon

NBC and Tom Cruise boycott the Golden Globes over the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s lack of diversity, and SpaceX will now let you pay to go to the moon using Dogecoin

Late Night with Seth Meyers

FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine for Teenagers

Jimmy Kimmel Live

MyPillow Mike’s Ranting Rally, Jenner’s Poll Problems, Tiger on the Loose & Viral Menthol Soap Guy

A Bengal Tiger in Houston is still on the loose and things got weirder, several shows are coming back to Broadway, New Yorkers will soon be able to get vaccinated at subway and train stations, North Korea claims that they have had zero instances of COVID, Jeff Bezos is busy building a $500 million super-yacht, Caitlyn Jenner is polling at 6% and she revealed that she didn’t vote in the 2020 election, Pillow Man Mike Lindell has come out of hiding for a much-hyped rally in South Dakota, and Jimmy surprises a couple who went viral for a song he made up about washing his butt with menthol soap (with help from the band Dawes!)

The Late Late Show with James Corden

James Corden Does a Perfect NYC Accent

After explaining to his American coworkers and audience members what a rag-and-bone man is, James and the gang put CBS Senior Vice President of Late Night Programming (West Coast) Nick Bernstein on the hot seat as they flirt with seemingly every brand under the sun. After, James gets into the headlines including an update on the gas pipeline hack and a marriage proposal using a biscuit from an unnamed fried chicken chain.

Dogs In Sunglasses

You can give these dogs a bone, but do so at your own risk.