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May 13 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Southeast Has Gone Full ‘Mad Max’ Over Gas Shortage

Did we not learn our lesson from the toilet paper?!

McCarthy Admits Election Wasn’t Stolen, But GOP’s Tent Isn’t Big Enough For Liz Cheney

On the same day that House Republicans voted to remove Rep. Liz Cheney from her leadership role, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy attempted to frame the GOP as a “big tent” where free thought and debate are welcome.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

GOP Ousts Liz Cheney and Promotes Elise Stefanik

Rep. Liz Cheney gets voted out as the House Republican Conference chair. Here’s how her replacement, Rep. Elise Stefanik, got to where she is.

Someone Got SIX Pfizer Doses & Trump’s Secret Service Has Secret Relations

Authorities are searching for a tiger that’s missing in Houston, a woman in Italy was mistakenly given six doses of the Pfizer vaccine, and claims surface about Trump family members having inappropriate relations with Secret Service members.

Insurrectigone: Instant Relief For Republican Guilt

Are you a Republican and desperately want to forget that Trump incited the Capitol riots? Suppress your democratic principles and subversion to violence with Insurrectigone, the powerful new drug to relieve Republican guilt.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Trump Mocks Liz Cheney After House Republicans Oust Her

Republicans Oust Liz Cheney for Rejecting Trump’s Big Lie: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at House Republicans voting to remove Wyoming Congresswoman Liz Cheney from her leadership position for not showing sufficient loyalty to former President Trump.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Liz Cheney Canceled by Same People Who Hate Cancel Culture

After 427 days of doing the show without a real audience we were given permission to welcome one lucky person to sit in the crowd tonight, people are hoarding gasoline after a group of hackers shut down the biggest pipeline in the U.S., Republicans voted to remove Liz Cheney from her spot as their third highest ranking member of the House, several lawmakers tried to rewrite history during a hearing about the January 6th attack on the Capitol, Caitlyn Jenner lied about voting in the 2020 election, TikTok is testing out a new program that will allow companies to recruit potential employees, and we look back at a year ago this week for a new edition of “This Week in COVID History.”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

James & The Gang Make Big Boat Plans

James Corden kicks off the show checking on some corporate and business development updates – is the show getting closer to setting sail? After, the group looks at the headlines, including the GOP ousting Sen. Liz Chaney from her post for telling the truth about Donald Trump losing the 2020 election.