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May 14 2021

Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Congressman Clyde’s Capitol Tours!

Come one, come whole mob!

Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As “Covid Penis” Concerns Rise

The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection.

Quarantinewhile… Chicago Gambles On Cats To Rid The City Of Rats

Quarantinewhile… In a move that couldn’t possibly go wrong, the city of Chicago has placed all its rodent removal hopes on the trustworthiness of 1,000 feral cats.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Bitcoin’s Downturn, $1 Million Vaccine Incentives & Going Undercover in High School

Elon Musk bans Tesla purchases with Bitcoin in a reversal on cryptocurrency, states offer hefty incentives for getting a coronavirus vaccine, and a 28-year-old woman poses as a high school student to promote her Instagram.

What Is Ransomware? – If You Don’t Know, Now You Know

After a ransomware hack devastated the East Coast’s gasoline supply, Trevor takes a look at what ransomware is, how it works and why the only solution is to go on airplane mode.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Rep. McCarthy Denies Republicans Are Still Focused on 2020 Election Loss

Republicans Refuse to Move On from Donald Trump: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the Republican Party refusing to move on from Trump after he lost the 2020 election by 7 million votes.

CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, May 10

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like purposely misspelling “sike” and lying about never having been to Wyoming.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Crazy Vaccine Misinformation Keeping Americans Unvaccinated

The Environmental Protection Agency gave a forecast for climate change, the Colonial Pipeline Company reportedly paid the ransom demanded by Russian hackers, Ted Cruz is very worried about a shortage of Chick-Fil-A dipping sauces in America, the CDC updated the mask mandate saying that people who are fully vaccinated no longer have to wear masks in most situations, the “Vax-A-Million” lottery game is coming to Ohio since vaccination numbers are down, people who don’t trust the vaccine are getting their “facts” from a chiropractor named Dr. Steven Baker who is spreading misinformation so we talked to REAL doctor Melissa Maginnis from the University of Maine, and since a lot of kids are scared of getting their shot we came up with a new mascot who is sure to put your kids at ease, plus “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Are We Getting Too Comfortable as a Show?

James Corden kicks off the show, and very much to the chagrin of CBS Senior Vice President of Late Night Programming (West Coast) Nick Bernstein – a happily married man – he, Ian Karmel and the staff show off their brand new sweats from a popular clothing company (we’re not saying here because Nick is our boss). And the CDC says vaccinated people are free to move without masks!