Debbie Wasserman Schultz Must Go! (and Democratic Presidential Debate)

DWS is not an idiot, she knows exactly what she is doing and it’s painfully obvious she cares more about bootlicking the donor class of Billionaire .01%ers than she does about you or the Democratic Party she titularly heads (I could make an inappropriate fellatio joke here, but it’s enough to allude it and I have no personal opinion about your sexual practices, whatever floats your boat).

To call her a whore is really a gross disservice to many industrious sexual workers who I actually respect for their honesty and integrity.

A short story.

The very last time (as in I never intend it to happen again under any circumstances) I went to a strip club exhibition of exotic dancing I was under the influence of my “friends” Andy and Mike (and a considerable amount of beer and marijuana) so yeah, sure. I’m not a saint, I like sex as much as the next guy.

It was just about the skankiest bar I’d ever been in and the emptiest too unless you count the fat asshole bar keep who could barely squeeze behind it. $10 for a pony (7 oz.) Rolling Rock which I drank straight from the bottle since I didn’t trust the glasses.

Everything you might expect, which bored me, until Andy poked me in the ribs and said, “You might be interested in this.”

It was a girl I’d been kind of casually flirting with in my hayseed sort of way and, of course, right in my face.

A flurry of singles from my “buddies”.

I’m sure my embarrassed reaction amused them. My mature self doesn’t care except about what happened next.

Fat Bar guy started screaming at her because she wasn’t making enough money. I took every dollar in my pocket, threw it on the stage, and went out to the parking lot to barf.

After Andy and Mike had their yuks they came to take me home. “You know, she makes more in a night than you do in a month.”

I’m not sure what the lesson is. I whore myself all the time in non-sexual ways just like Debbie does, who am I to judge?

Perhaps it’s this- I dance naked and I spurn your lucre. My art is. I have no expectations or motivations.

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2 comments

  1. Vent Hole

  2. Don’t think much changed. Clinton and Omalley were polished pros. Probably the best money can buy.

    Sanders hits the nail on the head. “Are you satisfied?”
    My answer, NO.

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