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Socialism! I blame the Internet! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is much better looking than Bernie Sanders You want some more of that? Chuckles the Todd No, this is not an AOC fanboy site though now that I think about it maybe it should be. Then we could coattail some of those sweet, sweet page hits that I …

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Lowell- Not Just A Town In Massachusetts

Ok, it is. An anonymous Mill Town of the early Industrial Age all growed up in the middle of the most boring stretch of highway between me and Maine where about a week from now I’ll be attending a rare performance by Mame Dennis who does most of her work behind the curtain currently. A …

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State of the Onion

Loooooong! That’s right Georgia, you guys lost the Civil War. Never, ever forget that. Oh, it’s Black History Month

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When You Quit Your Life To Become A Professional Gamer.

The Streisand Effect

If you’re not familiar with the concept it goes a little like this- In 2003 Barbra Streisand sued a photographer over pictures of her Malibu Estate, claiming “invasion of privacy”. The instant reaction was to hugely increase the popularity of the image and doxx her address to anyone who cared to know. The coinage itself …

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Speeches Last Night From People Who Are Not Unindicted Co-conspirators

Sanders He should have worn a white suit but perhaps he was concerned about being mistaken for a different Sanders (c’mon, I’m talking about Colonel, not Huckabee). Abrams The parade of Holocaust survivors was intended to provoke Sanders. The comments about Venezuelan Socialism both Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez. Abrams was provoked by unrepentant Jim Crow Vote …

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Can we skip to Stacey Abrams?

So sorry Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio but I find the hidden mysteries of Masonry (which I’m happy to talk about any time with anyone excepting the grips and words because if you can’t be trusted to keep something stupid and silly secret, what exactly can you be trusted with?) and the secrets of Oak Island …

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Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat

So I just listened to Morning Joe debate whether to give Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio a “Symbolic” victory on his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism. I imagine you can already tell my position on this revolting development, but just in case you can’t- I’m against it. Bob Woodward, who has journeyed from crusading journalist …

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I will take the fish please.

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