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Feb 04 2019
Under Pressure
It is truly amazing how fast the wheels are coming off for Unindicted Co-consprirator Bottomless Pinocchio. Oh that. Look, I could catch you up on the plot which is extremely complicated and involves about 10 love triangles as well as umm… magic you know so it requires a thorough suspension of disbelief. There’s also a …
Feb 03 2019
Super Bowl LIII
Isn’t that the backside of a sail? Let’s get this out of the way first. There is
Feb 03 2019
Puppy Bowl XV
It’s that time of year again where we learn that all 93 puppies from over 51 shelters and including 3 Special Needs dogs have already been adopted. Sorry. Some people are under the impression I don’t like dogs which is not at all true. Most of them like me too though there is this one, …
Feb 02 2019
Groundhog Day
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? That about sums it up for me. Ned? Ned Ryerson?! Don’t Drive Angry! You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in summer with your family up …
Feb 01 2019
Self Defeating “Pragmatists”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Professor Senator Elizabeth Warren are making Republicans nervous by threatening them where it
Feb 01 2019
Some Words About the Nature of Pinocchios and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well, first of all, Witches are made of wood, just like Pinocchio. It’s a fair cop. But I do think a system that allows billionaires to exist when there are parts of Alabama where people are still getting ringworm because they don’t have access to public health is wrong. And I think it’s wrong that …
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