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Jan 06 2019
Throwball Playoffs Loser’s Bracket: Eagles at Bears
Goody! Animal teams! Let’s just face it, Da Bears haven’t been good since the late 40s or so when future Wrestling Hall of Famer Bill Perry, the man with the thickest fingers in Throwball, was doing their choreography. That they, and not my Packers, are in they Playoffs is a gross injustice. On the other …
Jan 06 2019
Throwball Playoffs Loser’s Bracket: Chargers at Ravens
I told you yesterday that Baltimore got a better team, the Ravens. The good news is they’re likely to win today. The bad news is they’re going to face the Patsies if they do. Not that it’s necessarily bad news, the Patsies have looked pretty vincible this year and there is no doubt Brady’s best …
Jan 05 2019
Throwball Playoffs Loser’s Bracket: Seahawks at Cowboys
Not even close. ‘Boys fans are about the rudest people in the world, trooping into Bars and behaving scandalously even (or especially) when the home team is the opponent. The only thing that can shut them up is to get an enormous 1st Quarter lead. Then they get sullen and resentful and drink heavily, leaving …
Jan 05 2019
Throwball Playoffs Loser’s Bracket: Bolts at Texans
Time to get your hate on. That’s right, it’s Throwball Playoff time and this is what some call “Wildcard” Weekend which I suppose is fair enough since half the teams are ones which didn’t win their Division. The Division “Winners” consigned to these games mark their Divisions as weak and worthless losers who’s bottom tier …
Jan 05 2019
House
As a DJ you spend a lot of time with your headphones on. Well, if you want to preserve your hearing you do. You have to drive a lot of watts to achieve the same clarity on the dance floor. So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish – A Perfect Circle My Name Is …
Jan 04 2019
A Change To Our Language Policy
Well, it’s not a policy so much as a guideline. TMC thinks using certain words where search engines can see them reduces our audience exposure (not that either of us care) and she rightly suspects me of having a potty mouth. It’s true. I’m reliably informed by a random Intertubz Quiz that I swear like …
Jan 04 2019
I Want To Be A Real Boy
Faux and Fiends, Anne Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh are not the only people whispering in Unidicted Co-Conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio’s ear. Why Is Trump Spouting Russian Propaganda? by David Frum, The Atlantic Jan 3, 2019 Donald Trump convened a Cabinet meeting, at which he invited all its members to praise him for his stance on the …
Jan 03 2019
Send In The Clowns
Unidicted Co-conspirator Trump holds an impromptu (or at least unscheduled) Press Conference because he feels lonely. This is the kind of thing you won’t be seeing on MSNBC. They don’t carry them live anymore. Update: It’s always unsettling when Bill Kristol agrees with me. The general consensus is that it was entirely a stunt to …
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