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Hippety Hoppety

Wardrobe Malfunction

Look, I think we have lots of patriarchal Puritan restrictions on female body exposure. Any beach you can parade your ball hugger Speedo on is fair game. I myself tend to be modest in my Vacation kit because I’m not very fit. I am old and I burn easily. Normally I wear flashy Hawaiian shirts …

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House

Collabs Africa – Weezer w/ Weird Al Yankovic Sounds just like Toto. Immigrant Song – Karen O with Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross Next week- more Trent Reznor. Cut Me Some Slack – Paul McCartney & Nirvana (less Kurt) Sandy Relief.

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

People think I’m paranoid because I write pseudonymously and my Cell Phone In Box is full and I screen calls on my land line. My Answering Machine message is- “The number you have reached, (###) ###-#### is not in service at this time. Please check the number and dial again. Beeeep.” I feel I’m perfectly …

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Don’t listen to the lyrics. Nobody does except DJs. We Appreciate Power – Grimes Seven Nation Army – White Stripes A Forest – The Cure

Tired of Winning?

                  12/14/17   12/14/18      YTD         Dow      24,585.43  24,100.51  -484.92         S&P 500    2662.85    2599.95   -62.90         NASDAQ     6875.80    6910.66    34.86 So much winning! Not that Stock Indexes are any indicator of prosperity. Wheeeeeeee!

The Third Man

You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don’t be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep …

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Talking Walking Trump Episode 4 Episode 5

Let’s talk about Mike Pence

No, this is not about how he seems like a Unindicted Co-conspirator Trump robot imitator (remember the water bottle?) who they forget to charge sometimes (Pelosi/Schumer?). For years (well, since January 20th 2017) TMC and I have sort of been privately discussing our belief that he should be as impeachable as Unindicted Co-conspirator Trump (I …

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Doc Bee, Einstein, and Ashley Nicole Black

Oh and Full Frontal On I.C.E.! D.W. Griffith Back From The Future Georgia On My Mind Full Frontal On I.C.E.!

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