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Half Full or Half Empty?

I peg you as a “glass is half empty” kind of guy. Am I right? What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? That sums it up for me. Why is the Rum always gone? Oh, that’s why. Say …

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Why Credit Cards are a scam.

Election Night 2018

I’m a great believer in positive thinking. Everything works for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds. Sigh, Candide. Published in 1759 by François-Marie Arouet its subtitle is “The Optimist” but it might as well be “The Leibnizian Optimist” since the character Dr. Pangloss with his motto of “Everything works for the …

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Why We Fight

State of the Union, January 6, 1941 (Four Freedoms) In the future days, which we seek to make secure, we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms. The first is freedom of speech and expression–everywhere in the world. The second is freedom of every person to worship God in his own …

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Full Frontal- GOTV Special

Now with Bonus Features! Everybody Dance! #This Is Not A Game Multiple Choice Warmup (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Puppies! Kitties! Soothing Vistas! Soothing Dessert! Soothing Cheese! Vote Dummies! Local Races Ice Cream Money Jerry Mander? Was he on Leave It To Beaver?

Late Night

Seth Meyers A Losing Message A Closer Look Stephen Colbert Statistics Triumph

Stockton Says-

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. Anybody who thinks that ‘it doesn’t matter who’s President’ has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world– or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property– or been hounded …

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Some News Cody Johnston

Cold Dead Hands

It is well known that the vast majority of United States citizens favor Gun Control, like 61% of them, yet there are few issues that have exposed the craven cowadice of Legislators on both sides of the aisle more. One would have thought the violent massacre of First Graders at Sandy Hook would have elicited …

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Pre-Election

Spanish Caravan Ch-ch-ch-changes They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway No rest for the wicked My name is ROGER MURDOCK. I’m an airline pilot. Every Televised Talent Competition Ever Pugsley Sneakers with wheels in them Albany’s Favorite News Team Oh, you want real News

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