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Limit Dow(n)?

Welcome to Monday you gamblers. You know, in the United States, there are two zeros- Zero and Double Zero. Dow futures plunge 800 points as Wall Street looks set to extend last week’s sharp losses by Yun Li, CNBC Sun, Jun 14 Stock futures fell in early morning trading on Monday, pointing to more losses …

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Some Wisdom from Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian

Look, I never use “America” as a synonym for “The United States of” because it’s two Continents and an Isthmus with over 30 separate Nations including some that are bigger. However Mrs. Betty Bowers may very well be America’s Best Christian. Happy Birthday Asshole.

No Sports?

2020 Lancaster Open Archery Classic- Pro Finals

Some Trevor Noah

I have not gone back to covering this on the reg. I find most of Late Night exceptionally painful and unfunny and my policy of absolutely no Cable News and no Late Night is fully supported by my Therapist. This is not funny either but it’s a pretty fair summary in case I missed anything …

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The Masque of the Red States

It was in the blue room where stood the prince, with a group of pale courtiers by his side. At first, as he spoke, there was a slight rushing movement of this group in the direction of the intruder, who at the moment was also near at hand, and now, with deliberate and stately step, …

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Cartnoon

Terror from the Year 5000 Eh, we should be so lucky. Truth is that there are at least 5000 Years of Recorded History so the Year 5000 could be right about… Now, actually.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

My optimist hopes for a silver lining.

Miedas Touch

These were brought to my attention as being similar to the spots being produced by The Lincoln Project (George Conway).

Cartnoon

It’s been over a month and I’m not fully adjusted yet.

Went With The Wind

Umm… exactly nobody is trying to censor Gone With The Wind. It’s just a horrible movie on its merits. So is Birth of a Nation. 1915 1080p 1933 Director’s Cut w/ Sound Oh, and that’s Klansmen with a ‘KKK’. I personally don’t find Song of the South all that Racist but then again all I …

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