Do I sound antipathetic on Hillary? Well, it’s not that Bernie doesn’t have his flaws but one thing he has going for him is that Institutional D.C. hates him almost as much as they hate Cruz, and that actually says a lot. Not that I think Cruz is a great guy. Part of our nightly …

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I’m actually a shy person. The most frequent phrase from my lips is “I’m sorry”. More assertive personalities say, “What are you sorry for?”, when what I mean by that phrase is “I feel bad for you and sympathize, but it is not really a situation I control.” What I control is me, and I …

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Well, the Trade Representatives anyway. Did you expect any different? It’s highly likely that one of the big losers, Canada, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, could reject the deal anyway, but that’s no excuse not to put pressure on your elected representatives particularly since the plan now seems to be to push this through a Lame …

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Huckabee, Santorum, Paul The New Guy African American History Month Because it’s the shortest month. The Real Losers Trevor’s guests this week- Wednesday 2/3: Hannibal Buress Thursday 2/4: Lilly Singh Mr. Continuity Back in Black! Larry’s panelists this week- Wednesday 2/3: Wendy Williams Thursday 2/4: Paul F. Tompkin Mr. Mainstream Lauren B. Stephen’s guests this …

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The New Guy MLK Day. Hurray! Trevor’s guests this week- Tuesday 2/2: Peter Bergen Wednesday 2/3: Hannibal Buress Thursday 2/4: Lilly Singh Mr. Continuity Champagne Larry’s panelists this week- Tuesday 2/2: Lewis Black Wednesday 2/3: Wendy Williams Thursday 2/4: Paul F. Tompkin Mr. Mainstream Stephen’s guests this week- Tuesday 2/2: David Schwimmer, Joel Osteen, M. …

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I pride myself on punctuality and strive to achieve it. I have no excuse except I have a cold and feel horrible. This too shall pass, all things do, and I will hopefully be my obnoxious self tomorrow.

The New Guy Ryan Lizza Web Exclusive and Extended Marginally Less Awful Dueling Ads Trevor’s guests this week- Monday 2/1: Reshma Saujani Tuesday 2/2: Peter Bergen Wednesday 2/3: Hannibal Buress Thursday 2/4: Lilly Singh Mr. Continuity MJ Larry’s panelists this week- Monday 2/1: Gad Elmaleh Tuesday 2/2: Lewis Black Wednesday 2/3: Wendy Williams Thursday 2/4: …

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Ok, so I’m in therapy. It’s for depression and anxiety, not because I’m paranoid or schizophrenic though people are out to get me and my dog only talks because he’s entirely fictional. Other than that I’m fine, thank you, fine. There is a lot to be depressed and anxious about. My imaginary country was stolen …

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Or woman, as the case may be.