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Jun 07 2020
Late Night Is Not Funny
I stopped doing Late Night because it’s not funny anymore. I did in fact encourage BobbyK to have at, so it’s not like he stole the franchise, but I just can’t take it. I spend at least an hour every day thinking about my escape plan and what will trigger it. He’s not kidding. This …
Jun 07 2020
Goebbels Gets A Bad Rap
I mean, sure he was a rabid Anti-Semite, an avowed Propogandist, and instrumental to the Nazi takeover in Germany (and his wife a Family Destroyer Psychopathic Murderer), but he was a man of culture, refinement, and learning. Paul Joseph Goebbels … was a German Nazi politician and Reich Minister of Propaganda of Nazi Germany from …
Jun 07 2020
No Sports?
Well, it’s not Association Croquet where you get an extra stroke for striking another Player’s Ball and is a race to the Wicket, Golf Croquet is the fastest growing version of the sport in terms of popularity and is basically a first through the Hoop with a point for each. To me that sounds a …
Jun 06 2020
D.C. Cops
You may have deduced from some of my past writing that I have sources who are pretty aware of the activities of the Washington D.C. Metropolitan Police Department. I have not talked to any of them in months and never about this, all my information comes from the Funny Papers. I’m careful to use Washington …
Jun 06 2020
Cartnoon
Ok, first of all you better watch this (or download it) quick because the National Theatre is going to pull it on Thursday. What is it? It’s Coriolenus by Bill Shakespeare staring Tom Hiddleston (Loki), Mark Gatniss (Mycroft Holmes), Hadley Fraser (Young Frankenstein), and Alfred Enoch (like everything Harry Potter). It was recorded live at …
Jun 05 2020
Don’t Let The Door Hit You
Good riddance you Jackbooted Assholes. There are a lot of problems with Law Enforcement including (but not limited to) Systemic Racism and Militarization. Another one is Police Unions. They are generally run by the Fascists who were so monumentally Bigoted (and for the most part incredibly stupid) that they’re not fit to have a regular …
Jun 05 2020
The Gray Lady
It’s an old name for the Times that mostly refers (at least when I was exposed to it) to the fact they were one of the last newspapers to use color presses even though their Printing Plant had been capable of doing it for 20 years. So it’s fair to characterizes them as a hide-bound, …
Jun 04 2020
In Therapy
It comes as no surprise to readers, been for years, it’s great. This last session my Therapist said she was quite pleased I was adjusting so well despite my underlying conditions. It made her very happy that I wasn’t wandering the streets with a Machete, muttering to myself and making threatening gestures at strangers. Now …
Jun 04 2020
Drew Brees
As you know, Professional Throwball is all about which Teams you hate. You might think I’d relent on the Patsies but I hate Bob Kraft and Bill Belicheck every bit as much as Cheater Brady so the Net/Net is I’ve added the Sucks to the list of Teams that I hate. As a matter of …
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