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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Thanksgiving Eve)

Stephen’s guests tonight- Wednesday 11/25: Gloria Estefan, Eric Greitens, Jake Wood, and Daniel Boulud And that’s it for the next 7 days (this week and next) besides repeats. Fortunately (or not) The New Guy has a full boat. Monday 11/30: Spike Lee Tuesday 12/1: Chris Brown Wednesday 12/2: Lupita Nyong’o Thusday 12/3: Idris Elba Mr. …

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Family Values

You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Chef Tony’s Tips)

I’ve got my turkey in the garage in a hefty bag full of anti-freeze. Does that work as a method to thaw? I’ve got a nephew who wants me to make tofurkey this year. What’s the best way to let him know he’s no longer welcome in my house? I like to serve my turkey …

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Turkey Loaf

Yoob a dinkadee a dinkadoo a dinkadee A dinkadoo a dinkadee a dinkadoo Morp!  Morp!  Morp! Us Scandinavian Bachelor Chefs (h/t CompoundF) frequently find ourselves in the position of needing a last minute substitute for real food because planning ahead is not one of our strengths (if it were we probably wouldn’t be Bachelors anymore). …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Adriaaan!)

Sylvester Stallone is notorious for how bad he is and most of it is deserved (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot). Not so much for the Rocky thing which, while it quickly degenerated into a tired cash cow of meaningless sequels, had at it’s heart a story of personal perseverance in the face of inevitable …

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Just Shut It Down.

You may not know this, but the Brussels Metro Area is a full third of Belgium and has 1.8 Million inhabitants. The other two regions are divided by language, the French speaking Walloons and the Dutch speaking Flemish. Brussels is commonly thought to be (only) the 21st most friendly city in Europe for ex-pats and …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Months of Darkness)

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. This is not exactly the most wonderful time of the year for me. I think I remember when it made me happy, huge piles of leaves to flounce in and the smell of yard fires to get rid of them permeating the air, followed by …

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We Fite Gud

You see the thing that gets me is not that institutions and individuals are corrupt and evil, evil is my go to position whenever Atrios asks whether it’s that or stupidity because I assume basic levels of competency at least in being evil. But some things just make me shake my head. Why ISIS Has …

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The Daily Late Nightly Show (Exclusive!)

The New Guy Ted Koppel– Zombie Apocalypse Prepper Ted Koppel– Not Quite so Cray Mabel Pines- Attack of the Yoga Pants Our guest tonight is David Rees. Apparently next week is re-runs. I hope (unlike Jon) Trevor uses the time to polish his material. The New Continuity Spatial Reasoning Tonightly- Mike Yard’s Hockey Revenge! Panelists …

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Why Russia and China are winning.

Let’s assume for the sake of argument that a hegemonic United States global empire is a good thing. Now it’s not really for many reasons, lots of them economic but some military. Anyone else notice we are 1 for whatever since Vietnam? Yup, unless you count Grenada and Panama (two mighty and scary foes) only …

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