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A Blank White Void Full Of Sad Facts

Where else did you think I lived? I’m like Janet that way.

Cartnoon

10,000 Years of Cats Seriously, that’s how long we’ve been domesticated.

Not a Rant

Now this, this is a knife. This is a rant. I saw your adverts in the paper and I’ve been on package tours several times you see, and I decided that this was for me. Ah, good. Yes I quite agree. I mean what’s the point of being treated like sheep. What’s the point of …

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No Sports?

Welcome to the World Handball Championship between Norway and Denmark. It’s the 2019 Match from about 11 months ago but I expect we’ll be getting way older and more obscure. In the United States most people think of “Handball” as a Jai Lai like game between two players bouncing a Ball off a Wall trying …

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House

More the lonely island. Spring Break Anthem Hugs featuring Pharrell Spell It Out When Will The Bass Drop?

Borders

Being a Nutmegger makes me a pariah now. Can’t go to World Headquarters, that’s in NYC. Can’t go to North Lake or By The Sea either, except I can just get in the car and drive and if you’re canny enough to avoid Tolls and DUI Checkpoints or even have a fair to moderate excuse …

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Natural Selection

I think a nice selective plague to cull the herd is exactly what the situation requires. Thanos is egalitarian, but indiscriminate. So, what about Dolphins? I mean, at The Snap it wasn’t just Humans. What about Ants?

Who wants to travel anyway?

I mean, I don’t mind being kicked out of The Villages (a geriatric sex club) because I’d never go there. If I can’t get out to the Store I’ll starve to death, not to mention my meds. Here are a bunch of places you won’t miss-

House

Committee to Re-Elect the President. Do I Creep You Out – “Weird Al” Yankovic The Creep – the lonely island featuring Nicki Minaj and John Waters Creep – Radiohead

Some Ads

Make no mistake, Priorities USA is the Joe Biden Super Pac. Here’s the one that’s causing the Prior Restraint controversy. That was released 4 days ago along with these 3 others- And this a mere 4 hours ago- I don’t post them because we’re paid. We don’t do Ads nor do we solicit Donations.

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