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Mar 16 2020
Limit Down
Again. Frankly there’s not much reason to be Bullish. Almost every place you’d want to go is closed. I don’t think that condition can persist indefinitely but the attitudinal effects are very real though I must say it’s a true thing that you’re more likely to die of Flu than Corona. Don’t get me wrong, …
Mar 15 2020
Act III, Scene 2
So it’s the Ides and I’m thinking about adding this to my Holiday collection. The context you need is this- Brutus was in fact an honourable man. He decided in favor of Democratic (well, kinda, completely corrupt and engaged in it’s own power grab, but Cincinnatus!) Institutions instead of Autocracy and Marc Antony a leech …
Mar 15 2020
I Told You I Was Not Kidding About Zombies
What part of that was so hard to understand? Sam Bee and Paul Krugman at the 92nd Street Y before New York City closed. “Friends, just in time for Corona Frost Cutlery and I have been able to assemble the World’s Largest Collection of Tactical Folders and Fixed Blades all in the Zombie Hunter Green …
Mar 15 2020
I Am Not At All Kidding About Zombies
Night of the Living Dead is a 90 minute meditation on Race War as well as what do we owe each other, in an existential sense. I mean, you know you’re a Zombie so do you pull a Spock “Good of the many” and crawl off in a hole to die (I mean, until you …
Mar 12 2020
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
The reason I stop doing things is I am easily bored, also I get tired. NBA- Cancelled. NCAA- Basically Cancelled (No Audience). Ditto all our Late Nights. F-1 Ready for off (are you kidding? look at Maranello and look at a map). This is just the top line of the Economic consequences. Travel ban to …
Mar 11 2020
Need Distraction?
I know I do. Currently screening people beating hot metal into weapons of murderous intent (“It weel keel”) but if I wasn’t I might be streaming this. I feel compelled to explain myself a bit. Since LotR I am an extreme sucker for Fantasy Sci-Fi and back when Paperbacks were cheap I bought a lot …
Mar 11 2020
Digital Sam
You know, like the time she got kidnapped by a mutant replicator. And the time after that. And the time after that. And the time after that. Hey, you don’t hit 200+ Episodes, 3 or 4 Spin-offs, and about the same number of Direct to DVD movies by being original (I mean, 15 minutes of …
Mar 11 2020
Hope you enjoyed your Dead Cat Bounce!
Hey, you can’t expect me to be depressed about the market every day, I had far more important things to be depressed about. But that doesn’t mean the fundamentals have changed. Futures indicate a 600 point loss from the bell and we’re just not very far at all from a definitional (Valuations 20% down from …
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